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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Bruised Banana: an Arsenal podcast</title><link>https://www.tbbpod.com</link><description><![CDATA[An Arsenal podcast. Three legacy fans from Walthamstow, Wood Green and Plumstead discuss the latest events at the club, with added nostalgia. #AFC #KroenkeOut]]></description><atom:link href="https://podcast.global.com/show/4238272/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Soccer</category><copyright>Copyright The Bruised Banana</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02602fff24aad0e5e57966dc7a1171c3.jpg</url><title>The Bruised Banana: an Arsenal podcast</title><link>https://www.tbbpod.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:56:03 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>The Bruised Banana</itunes:name><itunes:email>bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02602fff24aad0e5e57966dc7a1171c3.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>An Arsenal podcast. Three legacy fans from Walthamstow, Wood Green and Plumstead discuss the latest events at the club, with added nostalgia. #AFC #KroenkeOut</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An Arsenal podcast. Three legacy fans from Walthamstow, Wood Green and Plumstead discuss the latest events at the club, with added nostalgia. #AFC #KroenkeOut]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Sports"><itunes:category text="Soccer"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Sports"><itunes:category text="Soccer"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Sports"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>102: Sandwich rodeo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/102-sandwich-rodeo--48418566</link><description><![CDATA[January? More like Banuary if you ask us. It's been such a poor month for Arsenal FC that the entire thing should be struck from the calendar forever more. Just start with February from now on. We talk about the games that happened and the various ignominious exits from cup competitions and it's all so grim Alex didn't even show up. Enjoy it.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/48418566?media_id=35593878</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2022 23:42:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48418566/tbb_episode_102_finalfinal.mp3" length="76150072" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>January? More like Banuary if you ask us. It's been such a poor month for Arsenal FC that the entire thing should be struck from the calendar forever more. Just start with February from now on. We talk about the games that happened and the various...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[January? More like Banuary if you ask us. It's been such a poor month for Arsenal FC that the entire thing should be struck from the calendar forever more. Just start with February from now on. We talk about the games that happened and the various ignominious exits from cup competitions and it's all so grim Alex didn't even show up. Enjoy it.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4760</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/25c921b8773482fbe31dcd1b2523e04e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>101: From eden to hell</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/101-from-eden-to-hell--48154265</link><description><![CDATA[Well, at least we didn’t get tonked. The almost ludicrously eventful New Year’s Day game against Man City is our sole topic of conversation this week. We applaud the performance, dissect the decision making, and consider what could’ve been as Albert ‘Lord’ Stuivenberg and nameless handsome man so very nearly steer us to victory over the runaway league leaders. Oh, and Stuart Attwell gets a mention or two. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/48154265?media_id=35404320</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 20:34:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48154265/tbb_episode_101_finalv2.mp3" length="83644916" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, at least we didn’t get tonked. The almost ludicrously eventful New Year’s Day game against Man City is our sole topic of conversation this week. We applaud the performance, dissect the decision making, and consider what could’ve been as Albert...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, at least we didn’t get tonked. The almost ludicrously eventful New Year’s Day game against Man City is our sole topic of conversation this week. We applaud the performance, dissect the decision making, and consider what could’ve been as Albert ‘Lord’ Stuivenberg and nameless handsome man so very nearly steer us to victory over the runaway league leaders. Oh, and Stuart Attwell gets a mention or two. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5228</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b6c7dfd0a2093afcf2f5a720cf90ad42.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>100: 100th episode special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-100th-episode-special--48096951</link><description><![CDATA[We made it. Unlike Prince Philip and the England cricket team, we’ve actually gone and reached a century. 100 episodes of highs, lows, anthems, crests, sacks, superleagues and sighing. What a ride. To celebrate this milestone, we invited fellow Gooner and full-time pod guru Adam Richardson over to host a bumper end of year Arsenal quiz for the ages (yes, there are anagrams). So, pick up a pen and play along. Let’s separate the protagonists from the Primoracs and see out 2021 in style. Thanks so much for listening to the show these last few years. Your support has been immense. Happy New Year!<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/48096951?media_id=35365705</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2021 15:00:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48096951/episode_100_aud.mp3" length="93422698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We made it. Unlike Prince Philip and the England cricket team, we’ve actually gone and reached a century. 100 episodes of highs, lows, anthems, crests, sacks, superleagues and sighing. What a ride. To celebrate this milestone, we invited fellow Gooner...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We made it. Unlike Prince Philip and the England cricket team, we’ve actually gone and reached a century. 100 episodes of highs, lows, anthems, crests, sacks, superleagues and sighing. What a ride. To celebrate this milestone, we invited fellow Gooner and full-time pod guru Adam Richardson over to host a bumper end of year Arsenal quiz for the ages (yes, there are anagrams). So, pick up a pen and play along. Let’s separate the protagonists from the Primoracs and see out 2021 in style. Thanks so much for listening to the show these last few years. Your support has been immense. Happy New Year!<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5839</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5e382e47c77c23ab04a4db5ea62f3e34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>99: Blue balls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/99-blue-balls--47988344</link><description><![CDATA[The Process. We’ve all trusted it. Wholly, and from minute one. Taken it right into our hearts, minds, bodies, and even souls (if they exist). Thomas Aquinas (1225 to 1274) understood the soul to be the first actuality of the living body. Thomas Partey (1993 onwards) was unavailable for comment. And so, with our club captain banished from first team duties with a nasty case of the non-negotiables, Arteta’s Arsenal have arrived in that most coveted of all the league placings: fourth. Just in time for the season of goodwill. How’s that for Christmas spirit?<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/47988344?media_id=35288980</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2021 22:07:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47988344/ep_99_aud.mp3" length="71381203" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Process. We’ve all trusted it. Wholly, and from minute one. Taken it right into our hearts, minds, bodies, and even souls (if they exist). Thomas Aquinas (1225 to 1274) understood the soul to be the first actuality of the living body. Thomas...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Process. We’ve all trusted it. Wholly, and from minute one. Taken it right into our hearts, minds, bodies, and even souls (if they exist). Thomas Aquinas (1225 to 1274) understood the soul to be the first actuality of the living body. Thomas Partey (1993 onwards) was unavailable for comment. And so, with our club captain banished from first team duties with a nasty case of the non-negotiables, Arteta’s Arsenal have arrived in that most coveted of all the league placings: fourth. Just in time for the season of goodwill. How’s that for Christmas spirit?<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4462</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5f7980515b730d59250e64be3788a5d0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>98: Doom and gloom shed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/98-doom-and-gloom-shed--47589092</link><description><![CDATA[Yet another Merseyside mauling is the main matter for discussion this week, as we morosely examine the 4-0 loss to Liverpool. Elsewhere, Tom talks us through the giddy glitz and glamour (Boro Primorac, anyone?) of the Arsène Wenger film premiere, while Dan’s ever-bulging sack rounds out another episode. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/47589092?media_id=35011223</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2021 22:08:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47589092/tbb_episode_98final.mp3" length="71417938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yet another Merseyside mauling is the main matter for discussion this week, as we morosely examine the 4-0 loss to Liverpool. Elsewhere, Tom talks us through the giddy glitz and glamour (Boro Primorac, anyone?) of the Arsène Wenger film premiere,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yet another Merseyside mauling is the main matter for discussion this week, as we morosely examine the 4-0 loss to Liverpool. Elsewhere, Tom talks us through the giddy glitz and glamour (Boro Primorac, anyone?) of the Arsène Wenger film premiere, while Dan’s ever-bulging sack rounds out another episode. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4464</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/08591060f0e21a8cfb92f3afc3121e0e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>97: Old man smarts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/97-old-man-smarts--47369734</link><description><![CDATA[Ten games unbeaten and everything in the AFC garden is rosy, even when those bastard hornets fly round and try to sting everything in sight and then get their own crusty, old rose man to try and deadhead all our wonderful daffodils and dandelions and chrysanthemumunums. Anyway, we beat Watford 1 nil. We talk about that, the impact of Lacazette, Tomiyasu’s tenacity, and dream January and summer signings. It’s a really nice time. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/47369734?media_id=34864263</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2021 09:27:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47369734/97_aud.mp3" length="73853849" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ten games unbeaten and everything in the AFC garden is rosy, even when those bastard hornets fly round and try to sting everything in sight and then get their own crusty, old rose man to try and deadhead all our wonderful daffodils and dandelions and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ten games unbeaten and everything in the AFC garden is rosy, even when those bastard hornets fly round and try to sting everything in sight and then get their own crusty, old rose man to try and deadhead all our wonderful daffodils and dandelions and chrysanthemumunums. Anyway, we beat Watford 1 nil. We talk about that, the impact of Lacazette, Tomiyasu’s tenacity, and dream January and summer signings. It’s a really nice time. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4616</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f5f0217bbcfabcc9f1b2561f18a941a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>96: Creepy gloves</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/96-creepy-gloves--46715488</link><description><![CDATA[Lads, it’s Tottenham. It’s the history of the Tottenham. Ad infinitum. From bottom of the league to above the August champions in just three games. Maybe that Amazon documentary will be worth watching after all.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/46715488?media_id=34427424</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2021 07:19:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46715488/ep96finalv2.mp3" length="70649729" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lads, it’s Tottenham. It’s the history of the Tottenham. Ad infinitum. From bottom of the league to above the August champions in just three games. Maybe that Amazon documentary will be worth watching after all.

Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod

Email:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lads, it’s Tottenham. It’s the history of the Tottenham. Ad infinitum. From bottom of the league to above the August champions in just three games. Maybe that Amazon documentary will be worth watching after all.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4416</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24d04b71d1875d64cc6664078f86d7a7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>95: The Lennon triumvirate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/95-the-lennon-triumvirate--46593258</link><description><![CDATA[We mull over what we liked (and disliked) about the 1 nil win at Burnley, including Aaron Ramsdale’s commanding presence (liked), Takehiro Tomiyasu’s terrific teeth (really liked), and big Sean Dyche’s big round head (strongly disliked and denounced). We also chat about Wimbledon, spreadsheets, Spurs and the oddly enduring appeal of listening to football on the radio.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/46593258?media_id=34339015</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2021 05:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46593258/episode95final.mp3" length="65579466" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We mull over what we liked (and disliked) about the 1 nil win at Burnley, including Aaron Ramsdale’s commanding presence (liked), Takehiro Tomiyasu’s terrific teeth (really liked), and big Sean Dyche’s big round head (strongly disliked and denounced)....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We mull over what we liked (and disliked) about the 1 nil win at Burnley, including Aaron Ramsdale’s commanding presence (liked), Takehiro Tomiyasu’s terrific teeth (really liked), and big Sean Dyche’s big round head (strongly disliked and denounced). We also chat about Wimbledon, spreadsheets, Spurs and the oddly enduring appeal of listening to football on the radio.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4099</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1246a798f7e9043f578aec1a38e0b7c7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>94: A Nordic delicacy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/94-a-nordic-delicacy--46303048</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the no goals, no points, no hope extravaganza! Three games into the new season and rooted to the bottom of the table, we try to make sense of what’s gone so spectacularly wrong before promptly giving up and laying the blame squarely at the feet of messrs Xhaka and Arteta because why not, it makes sense, and it’s our podcast and we can do whatever we bloody well please, alright? New player anagrams and listener correspondence also feature.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/46303048?media_id=34133903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2021 22:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46303048/tbbepisode94finalfinal.mp3" length="77539368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the no goals, no points, no hope extravaganza! Three games into the new season and rooted to the bottom of the table, we try to make sense of what’s gone so spectacularly wrong before promptly giving up and laying the blame squarely at the feet...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the no goals, no points, no hope extravaganza! Three games into the new season and rooted to the bottom of the table, we try to make sense of what’s gone so spectacularly wrong before promptly giving up and laying the blame squarely at the feet of messrs Xhaka and Arteta because why not, it makes sense, and it’s our podcast and we can do whatever we bloody well please, alright? New player anagrams and listener correspondence also feature.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4847</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5a58612c83942ffecc3928defe0e3950.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>93: 2021/22 season preview</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/93-2021-22-season-preview--46016274</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the return of the Premier League. The top flight. The promised land. And Arsenal are back. Back once again with the renegade Xhaka, 3-4 damager, with the ill behaviour. Oh goody. Elsewhere, no Europe means no previews, or crest-sessments. Sad. Still, fewer games is nice. Oh, and we bought some new lads, so you better believe we’ve assigned them anagrams. So, join us for more hope, despair, and downright dodgy predictions for the year ahead. Cheers very much. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/46016274?media_id=33934643</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 10:29:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46016274/93_aud.mp3" length="60681403" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the return of the Premier League. The top flight. The promised land. And Arsenal are back. Back once again with the renegade Xhaka, 3-4 damager, with the ill behaviour. Oh goody. Elsewhere, no Europe means no previews, or crest-sessments. Sad....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the return of the Premier League. The top flight. The promised land. And Arsenal are back. Back once again with the renegade Xhaka, 3-4 damager, with the ill behaviour. Oh goody. Elsewhere, no Europe means no previews, or crest-sessments. Sad. Still, fewer games is nice. Oh, and we bought some new lads, so you better believe we’ve assigned them anagrams. So, join us for more hope, despair, and downright dodgy predictions for the year ahead. Cheers very much. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3793</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/43fcdd48cd4b85b7b343f779a7e72fe5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>92: 2020/21 season review</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/92-2020-21-season-review--45002625</link><description><![CDATA[Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my Pépé. We mighta took the long way. We knew we'd get 8th someday. They said, "I bet they'll never make it", but just look at us Holding on. We're still together, still playing on. Right, enough of that. Rejoice! The 2020/21 season is over! And what better way to celebrate that fact than to immediately go back and scrutinise the whole damn thing, month by turgid month. After that, it’s the annual Bruised Banana awards, before a final digital sack of the campaign brings the curtain down for another year. Massive thanks to all our listeners. You’re still the ones.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/45002625?media_id=33190041</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 15:08:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45002625/episode92final.mp3" length="138432678" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my Pépé. We mighta took the long way. We knew we'd get 8th someday. They said, "I bet they'll never make it", but just look at us Holding on. We're still together, still playing on. Right, enough of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my Pépé. We mighta took the long way. We knew we'd get 8th someday. They said, "I bet they'll never make it", but just look at us Holding on. We're still together, still playing on. Right, enough of that. Rejoice! The 2020/21 season is over! And what better way to celebrate that fact than to immediately go back and scrutinise the whole damn thing, month by turgid month. After that, it’s the annual Bruised Banana awards, before a final digital sack of the campaign brings the curtain down for another year. Massive thanks to all our listeners. You’re still the ones.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8653</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c9e35e43dcc83aef4b8c2e03c1ca2397.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>91: The idiot part</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/91-the-idiot-part--44547634</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the impact that the sudden rise and fall of the Super League has had on us as fans, mulling over what lies next for both the club and ourselves as supporters. Then it’s onwards to matters far more frivolous, with a good old-fashioned deep dive into our Europa League semi-final opponents, Villarreal. Here’s hoping for a good ebening...<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/44547634?media_id=32823286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 21:27:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44547634/91_aud.mp3" length="68242284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the impact that the sudden rise and fall of the Super League has had on us as fans, mulling over what lies next for both the club and ourselves as supporters. Then it’s onwards to matters far more frivolous, with a good old-fashioned deep...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the impact that the sudden rise and fall of the Super League has had on us as fans, mulling over what lies next for both the club and ourselves as supporters. Then it’s onwards to matters far more frivolous, with a good old-fashioned deep dive into our Europa League semi-final opponents, Villarreal. Here’s hoping for a good ebening...<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4266</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/76f3a7275ec710cf13ca51e9ea7c30dd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>90: Nu rave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/90-nu-rave--44382792</link><description><![CDATA[We wanted to spend an hour talking about Maty Ryan’s pre-assist. Unfortunately, we were duty bound to talk about everything else that came before it as well. We discuss the disappointing 1-1 draw with Fulham, our minds still firmly set on the wonderful slaughtering of Slavia Prague. A mega session of ‘bin or keep’ rounds things out for another week (spoiler alert: we keep Maty Ryan).<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/44382792?media_id=32688885</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2021 20:13:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44382792/tbbepisode_90final.mp3" length="66031280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We wanted to spend an hour talking about Maty Ryan’s pre-assist. Unfortunately, we were duty bound to talk about everything else that came before it as well. We discuss the disappointing 1-1 draw with Fulham, our minds still firmly set on the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We wanted to spend an hour talking about Maty Ryan’s pre-assist. Unfortunately, we were duty bound to talk about everything else that came before it as well. We discuss the disappointing 1-1 draw with Fulham, our minds still firmly set on the wonderful slaughtering of Slavia Prague. A mega session of ‘bin or keep’ rounds things out for another week (spoiler alert: we keep Maty Ryan).<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4127</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c2bcfb203d5064ad5c0736951a0662f1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>89: Infected with nonsense</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/89-infected-with-nonsense--44196752</link><description><![CDATA[An insipid home defeat to Liverpool dominates the discourse this week, coming as it does after international break musings and a reflection on 20 years without David Rocastle. The Europa preview takes a backseat and the customary mailbag wraps things up for another episode. Episode 89. Feels somewhat fitting. RIP Rocky.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/44196752?media_id=32534358</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2021 19:48:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44196752/89_aud.mp3" length="67529246" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An insipid home defeat to Liverpool dominates the discourse this week, coming as it does after international break musings and a reflection on 20 years without David Rocastle. The Europa preview takes a backseat and the customary mailbag wraps things...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An insipid home defeat to Liverpool dominates the discourse this week, coming as it does after international break musings and a reflection on 20 years without David Rocastle. The Europa preview takes a backseat and the customary mailbag wraps things up for another episode. Episode 89. Feels somewhat fitting. RIP Rocky.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4221</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15f2d87670b6f64f24de64f9cd6d14d2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>88: Real steel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/88-real-steel--44007969</link><description><![CDATA[You’d think after a manic 3-3 draw away to West Ham that we’d have nothing but laser-sharp focus for the incident-packed, riveting game itself. You’d be quite wrong. This week’s tangents include captains from the 1910s and obscure Hampshire market town flags. Unlike Arsenal, we’re nothing if not consistent.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/44007969?media_id=32383155</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 22:00:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44007969/88_aud.mp3" length="71713853" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You’d think after a manic 3-3 draw away to West Ham that we’d have nothing but laser-sharp focus for the incident-packed, riveting game itself. You’d be quite wrong. This week’s tangents include captains from the 1910s and obscure Hampshire market...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You’d think after a manic 3-3 draw away to West Ham that we’d have nothing but laser-sharp focus for the incident-packed, riveting game itself. You’d be quite wrong. This week’s tangents include captains from the 1910s and obscure Hampshire market town flags. Unlike Arsenal, we’re nothing if not consistent.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4483</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e4062ca4ddca926d766feac70be6dc34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>87: Floating on a cloud</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/87-floating-on-a-cloud--43894922</link><description><![CDATA[#087: Floating on a cloud<br /><br />Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name. While we sing this song, we'll win the game, and in doing so we’ll banish all negative memories of ‘them’ against us. We’ll sleep soundly and peacefully. We’ll walk tall. We won’t have to grin and bear it, we’ll just grin, randomly and often, knowing that – for now at least – all is well and good in the north London footballing landscape. Because it is. Have a great week. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43894922?media_id=32298925</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2021 12:00:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43894922/87_finalfinal.mp3" length="91567750" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#087: Floating on a cloud

Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name. While we sing this song, we'll win the game, and in doing so we’ll banish all negative memories of ‘them’ against us. We’ll sleep soundly and peacefully. We’ll walk tall. We...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#087: Floating on a cloud<br /><br />Good old Arsenal, we're proud to say that name. While we sing this song, we'll win the game, and in doing so we’ll banish all negative memories of ‘them’ against us. We’ll sleep soundly and peacefully. We’ll walk tall. We won’t have to grin and bear it, we’ll just grin, randomly and often, knowing that – for now at least – all is well and good in the north London footballing landscape. Because it is. Have a great week. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5723</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/241f2371d80ebe156f3a6d7fdadb3f95.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>86: The main culprits</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/86-the-main-culprits--43780687</link><description><![CDATA[Exasperation FC does it again. We ‘assess’ the inexplicable 1-1 draw with Burnley without trying to completely lose our minds. We last about 30 seconds. After the madness at Turf Moor, we head to the mailbag for more questions on the Burnley balls up, song lyrics, and Peter Walton’s voice. It never rains but it pours.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43780687?media_id=32213501</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2021 21:47:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43780687/tbb_episode_86_final.mp3" length="54903535" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Exasperation FC does it again. We ‘assess’ the inexplicable 1-1 draw with Burnley without trying to completely lose our minds. We last about 30 seconds. After the madness at Turf Moor, we head to the mailbag for more questions on the Burnley balls up,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Exasperation FC does it again. We ‘assess’ the inexplicable 1-1 draw with Burnley without trying to completely lose our minds. We last about 30 seconds. After the madness at Turf Moor, we head to the mailbag for more questions on the Burnley balls up, song lyrics, and Peter Walton’s voice. It never rains but it pours.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3432</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f8c7cc76d5d98bee30de72ed6966e4bb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>85: Oodles and oodles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/85-oodles-and-oodles--43579053</link><description><![CDATA[A 1-0 loss to Manchester City leaves us staring at 11 defeats for the season, and our 8th in a row against the runaway league leaders. We discuss the team selection, slow start, and whether the scoreline looks better on paper than in reality. We then give the 1-1 draw with Benfica the once over before ending with the customary mailbag and return of Tweet of the Week.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43579053?media_id=32054948</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 09:03:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43579053/85_aud.mp3" length="62392528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A 1-0 loss to Manchester City leaves us staring at 11 defeats for the season, and our 8th in a row against the runaway league leaders. We discuss the team selection, slow start, and whether the scoreline looks better on paper than in reality. We then...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A 1-0 loss to Manchester City leaves us staring at 11 defeats for the season, and our 8th in a row against the runaway league leaders. We discuss the team selection, slow start, and whether the scoreline looks better on paper than in reality. We then give the 1-1 draw with Benfica the once over before ending with the customary mailbag and return of Tweet of the Week.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dc6333eed032151bb09610b7625a30cd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>84: Little bit shook</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/84-little-bit-shook--43472446</link><description><![CDATA[A 4-2 win over Leeds gets the pulses racing and the nerves jangling. We discuss the ups and downs of the game, and herald the return of our hat-trick-scoring talisman. Then it’s onwards to Benfica as we deep dive into the history of the Portuguese powerhouse ahead of our Europa League double header. The mailbag draws us to a close with some Valentine’s Day love stories (rated PG).<br /><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43472446?media_id=31975012</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2021 10:54:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43472446/84_aud.mp3" length="77158190" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A 4-2 win over Leeds gets the pulses racing and the nerves jangling. We discuss the ups and downs of the game, and herald the return of our hat-trick-scoring talisman. Then it’s onwards to Benfica as we deep dive into the history of the Portuguese...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A 4-2 win over Leeds gets the pulses racing and the nerves jangling. We discuss the ups and downs of the game, and herald the return of our hat-trick-scoring talisman. Then it’s onwards to Benfica as we deep dive into the history of the Portuguese powerhouse ahead of our Europa League double header. The mailbag draws us to a close with some Valentine’s Day love stories (rated PG).<br /><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4823</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e117a5a18ef56757c34ebbea8c9a0ee3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>83: Wafer thin connection</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/83-wafer-thin-connection--43334386</link><description><![CDATA[It’s just that sweet Midlands misery, that makes me cry, cry, cry, cry. Successive defeats away at Wolves and Aston Villa leave us wishing we were lucky. Alas, VAR is all around us, and so the ill-feeling grows. We discuss the joy vacuum that is VAR, the jobsworth ref apologist that is Peter Walton, and – of course – the lacklustre, weathered footballing entity that is Arsenal FC. Join us.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43334386?media_id=31880997</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2021 16:25:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43334386/83_aud.mp3" length="75779760" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s just that sweet Midlands misery, that makes me cry, cry, cry, cry. Successive defeats away at Wolves and Aston Villa leave us wishing we were lucky. Alas, VAR is all around us, and so the ill-feeling grows. We discuss the joy vacuum that is VAR,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s just that sweet Midlands misery, that makes me cry, cry, cry, cry. Successive defeats away at Wolves and Aston Villa leave us wishing we were lucky. Alas, VAR is all around us, and so the ill-feeling grows. We discuss the joy vacuum that is VAR, the jobsworth ref apologist that is Peter Walton, and – of course – the lacklustre, weathered footballing entity that is Arsenal FC. Join us.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4737</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/469918124bbc4581d79add9e03d50b22.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>82: Brown envelope</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/82-brown-envelope--43211918</link><description><![CDATA[A stalemate at home to Man Utd keeps us ticking along in the league. We discuss the nervy 0-0, honing in on the much-improved-yet-still-lacking Nicolas Pépé. There’s also time to hail our excellent midweek win at St Mary’s and welcome loan signing Martin Ødegaard with anagrams and pronunciations galore, before Dan’s digital sack brings us to a close.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43211918?media_id=31796460</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2021 13:29:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43211918/82_aud.mp3" length="84696501" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A stalemate at home to Man Utd keeps us ticking along in the league. We discuss the nervy 0-0, honing in on the much-improved-yet-still-lacking Nicolas Pépé. There’s also time to hail our excellent midweek win at St Mary’s and welcome loan signing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A stalemate at home to Man Utd keeps us ticking along in the league. We discuss the nervy 0-0, honing in on the much-improved-yet-still-lacking Nicolas Pépé. There’s also time to hail our excellent midweek win at St Mary’s and welcome loan signing Martin Ødegaard with anagrams and pronunciations galore, before Dan’s digital sack brings us to a close.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5294</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c5675f3cceb209cc9d3aaa4832f6cbce.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>81: Stolen valour</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/81-stolen-valour--43097538</link><description><![CDATA[We’re out of the cup but no matter because we’ve signed Sir Mathew of Ryan from the mighty Brighton & Hove Albion in the loan of the century except it really does matter because we love that bloody competition and it’s ours and now we no longer get to participate in our own competition which quite frankly isn’t on at all.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/43097538?media_id=31720725</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2021 21:54:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43097538/81_aud.mp3" length="70857873" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re out of the cup but no matter because we’ve signed Sir Mathew of Ryan from the mighty Brighton &amp; Hove Albion in the loan of the century except it really does matter because we love that bloody competition and it’s ours and now we no longer get to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re out of the cup but no matter because we’ve signed Sir Mathew of Ryan from the mighty Brighton & Hove Albion in the loan of the century except it really does matter because we love that bloody competition and it’s ours and now we no longer get to participate in our own competition which quite frankly isn’t on at all.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4429</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0275192d58508fd56664aad6e9d2fd2c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>80: The lord is my shepherd</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/80-the-lord-is-my-shepherd--42774545</link><description><![CDATA[Three wins from three, eight goals scored, one against. Wow. We discuss the recent unexpected upturn in fortunes and once again pay tribute to our diamond lights, Kieran and Bukayo. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but those lads are so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let’s score goals, let’s score goals, let’s score goals. Happy New Year!<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42774545?media_id=31495998</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2021 19:56:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42774545/80_aud.mp3" length="90426722" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Three wins from three, eight goals scored, one against. Wow. We discuss the recent unexpected upturn in fortunes and once again pay tribute to our diamond lights, Kieran and Bukayo. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but those lads are so...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Three wins from three, eight goals scored, one against. Wow. We discuss the recent unexpected upturn in fortunes and once again pay tribute to our diamond lights, Kieran and Bukayo. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but those lads are so delightful. And since we’ve no place to go, let’s score goals, let’s score goals, let’s score goals. Happy New Year!<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5652</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/688ca6b22bc260554d7671a962f97951.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>79: Screwball scramble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/79-screwball-scramble--42681137</link><description><![CDATA[“Ohhh Granit Xhaka! You might’ve scored a worldy but you’re still a c…” But you’re not, Bukayo. Nor you, Emile. And definitely not you, Gabriel. You represent hope, and joy, and all things fresh, sparkly and great. Recent pain and misery is pushed firmly to one side as we fully embrace the win over Chelsea. The succulent 3 goals, points, and wunderkinds. Good old Arsenal. Now just stay good.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42681137?media_id=31433725</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2020 19:22:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42681137/79_aud.mp3" length="73235643" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>“Ohhh Granit Xhaka! You might’ve scored a worldy but you’re still a c…” But you’re not, Bukayo. Nor you, Emile. And definitely not you, Gabriel. You represent hope, and joy, and all things fresh, sparkly and great. Recent pain and misery is pushed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[“Ohhh Granit Xhaka! You might’ve scored a worldy but you’re still a c…” But you’re not, Bukayo. Nor you, Emile. And definitely not you, Gabriel. You represent hope, and joy, and all things fresh, sparkly and great. Recent pain and misery is pushed firmly to one side as we fully embrace the win over Chelsea. The succulent 3 goals, points, and wunderkinds. Good old Arsenal. Now just stay good.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4578</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/510c732bbeda5ebcd7e9b11d66cc0a93.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>78: We've dug up grandad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/78-we-ve-dug-up-grandad--42586782</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss yet another loss. Tom goes to the tip. Alex rants about Walcott. Dan reads the listener comments. Christmas is cancelled. Now it's time to cancel Mikel Arteta and his awful Arsenal team. We've been there and back again. The state that we are in. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42586782?media_id=31369200</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2020 22:26:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42586782/78_aud.mp3" length="82840763" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss yet another loss. Tom goes to the tip. Alex rants about Walcott. Dan reads the listener comments. Christmas is cancelled. Now it's time to cancel Mikel Arteta and his awful Arsenal team. We've been there and back again. The state that we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss yet another loss. Tom goes to the tip. Alex rants about Walcott. Dan reads the listener comments. Christmas is cancelled. Now it's time to cancel Mikel Arteta and his awful Arsenal team. We've been there and back again. The state that we are in. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5178</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6be498f129156f6b99ba589eb957fc67.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>77: Raggy dolls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/77-raggy-dolls--42478233</link><description><![CDATA[Four episodes ago we wrote a silly Des’Ree gag for this bit which culminated in ‘...this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further’. Well, continue it has. After the car wreck that was the 1 nil home defeat to Burnley, we wonder if Arteta’s reign may be coming to an end. Where did it all go so desperately, horribly wrong? Would even Roy Hodgson be a better bet at this stage, perhaps with Des’Ree as assistant gaffer? The answer is of course a resounding yes. Life, oh life, oh godforsaken life.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42478233?media_id=31293636</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 10:19:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42478233/77_aud.mp3" length="68567874" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Four episodes ago we wrote a silly Des’Ree gag for this bit which culminated in ‘...this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further’. Well, continue it has. After the car wreck that was the 1 nil home...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Four episodes ago we wrote a silly Des’Ree gag for this bit which culminated in ‘...this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further’. Well, continue it has. After the car wreck that was the 1 nil home defeat to Burnley, we wonder if Arteta’s reign may be coming to an end. Where did it all go so desperately, horribly wrong? Would even Roy Hodgson be a better bet at this stage, perhaps with Des’Ree as assistant gaffer? The answer is of course a resounding yes. Life, oh life, oh godforsaken life.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4286</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c668c5b7bf87068802e7a10afa87dad6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>76: Fools gold and cubic zirconia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/76-fools-gold-and-cubic-zirconia--42357792</link><description><![CDATA[Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? The Evil Man has beaten the Culture Club. Again. We ponder over what this means for ‘Project Non-Negotiables’ as we come to terms with yet another toothless league display. Oi Arsenal, go and brush your teeth. Except you don’t have any. Sigh.<br /> <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42357792?media_id=31207527</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:51:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42357792/76.mp3" length="65127652" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? The Evil Man has beaten the Culture Club. Again. We ponder over what this means for ‘Project Non-Negotiables’ as we come to terms with yet another toothless league display. Oi Arsenal,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? The Evil Man has beaten the Culture Club. Again. We ponder over what this means for ‘Project Non-Negotiables’ as we come to terms with yet another toothless league display. Oi Arsenal, go and brush your teeth. Except you don’t have any. Sigh.<br /> <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4071</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/13f32f05268ebbbc9a83b1dd2ea95005.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>75: Disengage and disassociate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/75-disengage-and-disassociate--42242755</link><description><![CDATA[Stop the football, we want to get off. Yet another lacklustre Premier League display leaves Dan and Tom questioning why we even bother, as Arsenal succumb to a 2-1 defeat at home to Wolves. We pay tribute to the passing of a genuine football legend, and wonder when exactly our sport will get wise to the dangers of head injuries. With Alex away for the week we, very briefly, touch on the win against Molde before seeking crumbs of comfort in your beautiful correspondence. Right now, it's all we've got.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42242755?media_id=31126421</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 17:52:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42242755/75_aud.mp3" length="61299564" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Stop the football, we want to get off. Yet another lacklustre Premier League display leaves Dan and Tom questioning why we even bother, as Arsenal succumb to a 2-1 defeat at home to Wolves. We pay tribute to the passing of a genuine football legend,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Stop the football, we want to get off. Yet another lacklustre Premier League display leaves Dan and Tom questioning why we even bother, as Arsenal succumb to a 2-1 defeat at home to Wolves. We pay tribute to the passing of a genuine football legend, and wonder when exactly our sport will get wise to the dangers of head injuries. With Alex away for the week we, very briefly, touch on the win against Molde before seeking crumbs of comfort in your beautiful correspondence. Right now, it's all we've got.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3832</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/618e84c9d9edfd0f4370bbf2e9556559.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>74: Relax and back off</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/74-relax-and-back-off--42120614</link><description><![CDATA[Remember goals? A host of opportunities? A string of chances to bulge the net? Seeing said net bulge, presumably after someone’s rifled one home, or maybe finished with aplomb? Goals are nice. Maybe we’ll do one again someday. So, yeah. Leeds. And then Molde. And then mailbag. Good episode, this. Long. Filled to the brim with words, like any self-respecting podcast should be. Enjoy. We’ll score again soon. Promise.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/42120614?media_id=31040164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2020 14:51:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42120614/74_aud.mp3" length="82556550" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remember goals? A host of opportunities? A string of chances to bulge the net? Seeing said net bulge, presumably after someone’s rifled one home, or maybe finished with aplomb? Goals are nice. Maybe we’ll do one again someday. So, yeah. Leeds. And...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Remember goals? A host of opportunities? A string of chances to bulge the net? Seeing said net bulge, presumably after someone’s rifled one home, or maybe finished with aplomb? Goals are nice. Maybe we’ll do one again someday. So, yeah. Leeds. And then Molde. And then mailbag. Good episode, this. Long. Filled to the brim with words, like any self-respecting podcast should be. Enjoy. We’ll score again soon. Promise.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5160</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8eef33a91e6f6ba3024d7b9fa13abfea.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>73: Grand designs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/73-grand-designs--41881989</link><description><![CDATA[You gotta be good, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta generally just play better. All I know, all I know, this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41881989?media_id=30878178</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2020 17:46:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41881989/73_aud.mp3" length="64604368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You gotta be good, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta generally just play better. All I know, all I know, this style of football really...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You gotta be good, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger. You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta generally just play better. All I know, all I know, this style of football really is unsustainable and cannot be allowed to continue any further.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4038</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/040f293fdb69d67fc3dfc68ed0275f18.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>72: Front foot football</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/72-front-foot-football--41762334</link><description><![CDATA[Sir Matt Busby, Sir Alex Ferguson, Sir Bryan Robson, Sir Eric Cantona, Sir Rio of Ferdinand, Ed Woodward, Harry Maguire, Odion Ighalo, the Glazers, Bebé – we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! Ole Gunnar Solskjær can you hear me? Ole Gunnar Solskjær... your boys took a hell of a beating! [one for our Norwegian fans, there]<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41762334?media_id=30793741</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2020 19:43:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41762334/72_aud.mp3" length="86170643" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sir Matt Busby, Sir Alex Ferguson, Sir Bryan Robson, Sir Eric Cantona, Sir Rio of Ferdinand, Ed Woodward, Harry Maguire, Odion Ighalo, the Glazers, Bebé – we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! Ole Gunnar Solskjær can you hear me? Ole...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sir Matt Busby, Sir Alex Ferguson, Sir Bryan Robson, Sir Eric Cantona, Sir Rio of Ferdinand, Ed Woodward, Harry Maguire, Odion Ighalo, the Glazers, Bebé – we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! Ole Gunnar Solskjær can you hear me? Ole Gunnar Solskjær... your boys took a hell of a beating! [one for our Norwegian fans, there]<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5386</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/702d00cbfa2acb7e958f2e1c8897fc97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>71: I know who Wario is</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/71-i-know-who-wario-is--41648655</link><description><![CDATA[The squibs get damper as we succumb to our second straight 1 nil loss in the league. We look at what went wrong against Leicester before considering what (just about) went right against Rapid, ending with a preview of Dundalk at home and a thorough dismantling of their club crest. Look away now, martlet fans.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41648655?media_id=30717290</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 18:14:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41648655/71_aud.mp3" length="61846255" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The squibs get damper as we succumb to our second straight 1 nil loss in the league. We look at what went wrong against Leicester before considering what (just about) went right against Rapid, ending with a preview of Dundalk at home and a thorough...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The squibs get damper as we succumb to our second straight 1 nil loss in the league. We look at what went wrong against Leicester before considering what (just about) went right against Rapid, ending with a preview of Dundalk at home and a thorough dismantling of their club crest. Look away now, martlet fans.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3866</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4ab26bd334d85f7648f0c78fcf3af404.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>70: The old wiener derby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/70-the-old-wiener-derby--41525220</link><description><![CDATA[We return from the international break to more than familiar territory: a demoralising defeat away to a ‘big six’ club. The dampest of damp squibs takes the spotlight this week, as we wonder whether the narrow margin of the loss to Man City represents progress in itself. With the Europa League back on the horizon, we check in our first opponents Rapid Vienna, before ending with questions about Aubameyang, Willian, and what we got up to during the interlull (ans: lots of telly).<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41525220?media_id=30634395</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41525220/70_final.mp3" length="73354761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We return from the international break to more than familiar territory: a demoralising defeat away to a ‘big six’ club. The dampest of damp squibs takes the spotlight this week, as we wonder whether the narrow margin of the loss to Man City represents...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We return from the international break to more than familiar territory: a demoralising defeat away to a ‘big six’ club. The dampest of damp squibs takes the spotlight this week, as we wonder whether the narrow margin of the loss to Man City represents progress in itself. With the Europa League back on the horizon, we check in our first opponents Rapid Vienna, before ending with questions about Aubameyang, Willian, and what we got up to during the interlull (ans: lots of telly).<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4585</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a84c0dcf9034622981565d5ae69eebf4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>69: Powerful eyebrow nightmares</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/69-powerful-eyebrow-nightmares--41296315</link><description><![CDATA[Chris Wilder’s gilet is crap and nowhere near as good as Mikel Arteta’s glorious and also extremely classy puffer jacket of dreams, and for that reason alone we should’ve been awarded the three points. Luckily for us, we managed to score 2 goals and Sheffield United only scored 1, rendering that particular argument completely and utterly superfluous. We review our win against the Blades, as well as transfer inactivity, the greatest penalty taker of all-time, and – once again – Mesut the invisible millstone. Enjoy.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41296315?media_id=30480539</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 05:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41296315/69_aud.mp3" length="64414196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris Wilder’s gilet is crap and nowhere near as good as Mikel Arteta’s glorious and also extremely classy puffer jacket of dreams, and for that reason alone we should’ve been awarded the three points. Luckily for us, we managed to score 2 goals and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris Wilder’s gilet is crap and nowhere near as good as Mikel Arteta’s glorious and also extremely classy puffer jacket of dreams, and for that reason alone we should’ve been awarded the three points. Luckily for us, we managed to score 2 goals and Sheffield United only scored 1, rendering that particular argument completely and utterly superfluous. We review our win against the Blades, as well as transfer inactivity, the greatest penalty taker of all-time, and – once again – Mesut the invisible millstone. Enjoy.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4026</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8de22b532aadd550ee42b7154e625a1a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>68: Thousand yard stare</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/68-thousand-yard-stare--41213628</link><description><![CDATA[Well, at least that’s Anfield out of the way for the season – oh wait, we’re literally playing there again on Thursday – oh wait, that’s only the league cup – oh wait, but they beat us in that on pens last year – oh wait, but we’ve already beaten them on pens this year – oh wait, and they gave us a massive big shield for doing so and oh wait, it’s such a great shield and it’s ours and oh wait, no one can take that away from us, do you understand, NO ONE. Good, thanks.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41213628?media_id=30426064</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2020 21:37:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41213628/68_aud.mp3" length="73664469" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, at least that’s Anfield out of the way for the season – oh wait, we’re literally playing there again on Thursday – oh wait, that’s only the league cup – oh wait, but they beat us in that on pens last year – oh wait, but we’ve already beaten them...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, at least that’s Anfield out of the way for the season – oh wait, we’re literally playing there again on Thursday – oh wait, that’s only the league cup – oh wait, but they beat us in that on pens last year – oh wait, but we’ve already beaten them on pens this year – oh wait, and they gave us a massive big shield for doing so and oh wait, it’s such a great shield and it’s ours and oh wait, no one can take that away from us, do you understand, NO ONE. Good, thanks.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4604</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f4bd75e442606be673a70136aa872bc9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>67: Selective numerology</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/67-selective-numerology--41027312</link><description><![CDATA[Two wins from our first two games of the season with a trip to Anfield on the horizon – now, where have we seen that before? We cover the jammy three points against West Ham and wonder if it was simply a bad day at the office or cause for greater concern. We also hear about Tom’s father-son tour of the Emirates before finishing up with questions aplenty in Dan’s digital sack. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/41027312?media_id=30326798</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 05:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41027312/67_aud.mp3" length="61775202" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two wins from our first two games of the season with a trip to Anfield on the horizon – now, where have we seen that before? We cover the jammy three points against West Ham and wonder if it was simply a bad day at the office or cause for greater...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two wins from our first two games of the season with a trip to Anfield on the horizon – now, where have we seen that before? We cover the jammy three points against West Ham and wonder if it was simply a bad day at the office or cause for greater concern. We also hear about Tom’s father-son tour of the Emirates before finishing up with questions aplenty in Dan’s digital sack. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3861</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bf5d774290f0e9e68792ce0050da6377.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>66: Pasta art</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/66-pasta-art--40885668</link><description><![CDATA[We woke up today with this feeling. That better things are coming our way. And if the sunshine has a meaning. It's telling us not to let things get in our way. When the rainy days are dying, gotta keep on, keep on trying, all the bees and birds are flying (ahh ahh ahh). Never let go, gotta hold on and, non-stop 'til the break of dawn and, keep movin' don't stop rockin' (ahh ahh ahh)... Laca-zette, Ga-briel, Pierre-Emerick-Aubame-yang. I know it's too much, but it's okay. We'll keep on winning games anyway. Enjoy the pod 👀<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/40885668?media_id=30247387</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40885668/66_aud.mp3" length="62631182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We woke up today with this feeling. That better things are coming our way. And if the sunshine has a meaning. It's telling us not to let things get in our way. When the rainy days are dying, gotta keep on, keep on trying, all the bees and birds are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We woke up today with this feeling. That better things are coming our way. And if the sunshine has a meaning. It's telling us not to let things get in our way. When the rainy days are dying, gotta keep on, keep on trying, all the bees and birds are flying (ahh ahh ahh). Never let go, gotta hold on and, non-stop 'til the break of dawn and, keep movin' don't stop rockin' (ahh ahh ahh)... Laca-zette, Ga-briel, Pierre-Emerick-Aubame-yang. I know it's too much, but it's okay. We'll keep on winning games anyway. Enjoy the pod 👀<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3915</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37b5f7310a2f562825479fd3b37ff5ab.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>65: 2020/21 season preview</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/65-2020-21-season-preview--40737876</link><description><![CDATA[A new season. New hopes. New dreams. New expectations. How will the new boys fare? How will the old boys, er, fare?  How many shiny trophies will we haul into our already heaving cabinet of trinkets and cups and shields? Will it be all of them? Yes, it most likely will be all of them. Join us as we run through the incomings and outgoings (so far), assign player anagrams, predict the line-up for Fulham away, and provide details of the Bruised Banana fantasy league.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/40737876?media_id=30174790</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:00:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40737876/20_21_preview_aud.mp3" length="89927261" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new season. New hopes. New dreams. New expectations. How will the new boys fare? How will the old boys, er, fare?  How many shiny trophies will we haul into our already heaving cabinet of trinkets and cups and shields? Will it be all of them? Yes,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new season. New hopes. New dreams. New expectations. How will the new boys fare? How will the old boys, er, fare?  How many shiny trophies will we haul into our already heaving cabinet of trinkets and cups and shields? Will it be all of them? Yes, it most likely will be all of them. Join us as we run through the incomings and outgoings (so far), assign player anagrams, predict the line-up for Fulham away, and provide details of the Bruised Banana fantasy league.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5621</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9964c1f06980c8fd1454ee439fa71c30.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>64: 2019/20 season review</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/64-2019-20-season-review--40359506</link><description><![CDATA[Yep, it’s that season review episode. With the jubilation of Wembley punctured within days of the trophy fumble, we saw fit to pull out our finest of fine-tooth combs and examine the heck out of the 2019/20 campaign, month by freakin’ month. There’s also plenty of time to dispense our now customary annual awards in this most tempestuous of seasons. Take a deep breath and hold onto your hats. We’re going in.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/40359506?media_id=29953592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 05:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40359506/season_review_aud.mp3" length="102624443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yep, it’s that season review episode. With the jubilation of Wembley punctured within days of the trophy fumble, we saw fit to pull out our finest of fine-tooth combs and examine the heck out of the 2019/20 campaign, month by freakin’ month. There’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yep, it’s that season review episode. With the jubilation of Wembley punctured within days of the trophy fumble, we saw fit to pull out our finest of fine-tooth combs and examine the heck out of the 2019/20 campaign, month by freakin’ month. There’s also plenty of time to dispense our now customary annual awards in this most tempestuous of seasons. Take a deep breath and hold onto your hats. We’re going in.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6414</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4d952b682e3fd6578044dc8c41010f0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>63: Leave the base</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/63-leave-the-base--40136760</link><description><![CDATA[Mik Arteta’s magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw Mes-douzi, he said: “I’m not having that, sod off you pair of gits, I’ve got to guide Granit, direct David, administer Ainsley, enable Emi, and permit Pierre, and oh look, we’ve won the FA Cup, blimey I’ve only been here 5 minutes, how good is that, imagine what I’ll be capable of with a bit of money and a bit more time. Just imagine. (He actually said all that, crazy right?)<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/40136760?media_id=29825757</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2020 09:18:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40136760/63_aud.mp3" length="89951084" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mik Arteta’s magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw Mes-douzi, he said: “I’m not having that, sod off you pair of gits, I’ve got to guide Granit, direct David, administer Ainsley, enable Emi, and permit Pierre, and oh look, we’ve won the FA Cup,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mik Arteta’s magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he saw Mes-douzi, he said: “I’m not having that, sod off you pair of gits, I’ve got to guide Granit, direct David, administer Ainsley, enable Emi, and permit Pierre, and oh look, we’ve won the FA Cup, blimey I’ve only been here 5 minutes, how good is that, imagine what I’ll be capable of with a bit of money and a bit more time. Just imagine. (He actually said all that, crazy right?)<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5622</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/45b13f81cdd44328dcb56257cb5c68e7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>62: Bird-based analogies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/62-bird-based-analogies--39997790</link><description><![CDATA[And breathe. A mere 350 days after it began, Arsenal’s league season closes out with an unconvincing win over Watford and 8th place in the table. We run through the highlights and lowlights from our last two matches, and look ahead to the Wembley showpiece with Chelsea, which essentially boils down to hoping for the absolute bloody best on the day and anything but a repeat of Baku. And hope.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/39997790?media_id=29742888</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2020 09:18:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39997790/62_aud.mp3" length="90426722" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>And breathe. A mere 350 days after it began, Arsenal’s league season closes out with an unconvincing win over Watford and 8th place in the table. We run through the highlights and lowlights from our last two matches, and look ahead to the Wembley...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[And breathe. A mere 350 days after it began, Arsenal’s league season closes out with an unconvincing win over Watford and 8th place in the table. We run through the highlights and lowlights from our last two matches, and look ahead to the Wembley showpiece with Chelsea, which essentially boils down to hoping for the absolute bloody best on the day and anything but a repeat of Baku. And hope.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5652</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/07b12afa34779b71f4372afc79e98f1a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>61: Humble and hungry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/61-humble-and-hungry--39852074</link><description><![CDATA[#061: Humble and hungry<br /><br />‘How to rebound from a derby defeat’, by Mikel Arteta. Step one: beat the champions. Step two: beat the cup holders without conceding a goal. Step three: chill. In this most unusual of campaigns, we once again find ourselves in familiar territory: the FA Cup Final, for the 21st time. We bask in the glory of our most impressive performance of the season, and give thanks to the gaffer. Cheers Mik! <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/39852074?media_id=29663504</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2020 20:55:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39852074/61_aud.mp3" length="77016083" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>#061: Humble and hungry&#13;
&#13;
‘How to rebound from a derby defeat’, by Mikel Arteta. Step one: beat the champions. Step two: beat the cup holders without conceding a goal. Step three: chill. In this most unusual of campaigns, we once again find ourselves...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[#061: Humble and hungry<br /><br />‘How to rebound from a derby defeat’, by Mikel Arteta. Step one: beat the champions. Step two: beat the cup holders without conceding a goal. Step three: chill. In this most unusual of campaigns, we once again find ourselves in familiar territory: the FA Cup Final, for the 21st time. We bask in the glory of our most impressive performance of the season, and give thanks to the gaffer. Cheers Mik! <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4814</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9d5f8fe36951f3e31e70c3897fdc6c5b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>60: The threat of violence</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/60-the-threat-of-violence--39341679</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the hugely disappointing defeat to Spurs, distracting ourselves from the Sead and Shkodran horror show by picturing Martin Tyler as an old cow in a field. Dan’s sack includes questions on Laca, Auba, and VAR. Come for the hopelessness, stay for the despair.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/39341679?media_id=29592906</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2020 09:39:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/39341679/60_aud.mp3" length="74234147" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the hugely disappointing defeat to Spurs, distracting ourselves from the Sead and Shkodran horror show by picturing Martin Tyler as an old cow in a field. Dan’s sack includes questions on Laca, Auba, and VAR. Come for the hopelessness, stay...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the hugely disappointing defeat to Spurs, distracting ourselves from the Sead and Shkodran horror show by picturing Martin Tyler as an old cow in a field. Dan’s sack includes questions on Laca, Auba, and VAR. Come for the hopelessness, stay for the despair.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4640</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50eda727357d1549de95a5d8f3f6f746.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>59: Swiss cheese brain effect</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/59-swiss-cheese-brain-effect--37829287</link><description><![CDATA[A drizzly draw against Leicester is the focus of discussion this week, a dull affair in which nothing of any note took place. And that’s just the game! We cover the controversial moments on the night before jumping back to Molineux and the fine win over Wolves. There’s also time to look ahead to Sunday at Spurs in what promises to be an eerie NLD.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/37829287?media_id=29546813</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2020 22:29:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/37829287/59_aud.mp3" length="74543437" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A drizzly draw against Leicester is the focus of discussion this week, a dull affair in which nothing of any note took place. And that’s just the game! We cover the controversial moments on the night before jumping back to Molineux and the fine win...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A drizzly draw against Leicester is the focus of discussion this week, a dull affair in which nothing of any note took place. And that’s just the game! We cover the controversial moments on the night before jumping back to Molineux and the fine win over Wolves. There’s also time to look ahead to Sunday at Spurs in what promises to be an eerie NLD.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4659</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a189bf356c9e668f413d3cc343db0742.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>58: Minor quibbles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/58-minor-quibbles--35381699</link><description><![CDATA[Our first home game after the restart results in a romp over basement boys Norwich. We reflect on a win that takes us into 7th place and Aubameyang into the record books. There’s also time to revel in Saka’s new contract deal, our smash-and-grab cup win at Bramall Lane, and the underwhelming goalscoring exploits of our mind. It’s better than it sounds.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/35381699?media_id=29473622</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2020 09:52:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/35381699/58_aud.mp3" length="66982137" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our first home game after the restart results in a romp over basement boys Norwich. We reflect on a win that takes us into 7th place and Aubameyang into the record books. There’s also time to revel in Saka’s new contract deal, our smash-and-grab cup...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our first home game after the restart results in a romp over basement boys Norwich. We reflect on a win that takes us into 7th place and Aubameyang into the record books. There’s also time to revel in Saka’s new contract deal, our smash-and-grab cup win at Bramall Lane, and the underwhelming goalscoring exploits of our mind. It’s better than it sounds.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4187</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6dd972e1aa6207d8e9fc4df67d9b1099.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>57: Accrue the shrubbery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/57-accrue-the-shrubbery--33631230</link><description><![CDATA[Our 3rd consecutive away game yields our 3rd away win of the season, 3 precious PL points, and – most vitally of all – 3,000 Bellerín-brand beeches and birches. We run through the sweltering Southampton game, getting rather hot and sweaty in the process. Tree-mendous.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/33631230?media_id=29404554</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2020 11:27:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/33631230/57_aud.mp3" length="48459858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our 3rd consecutive away game yields our 3rd away win of the season, 3 precious PL points, and – most vitally of all – 3,000 Bellerín-brand beeches and birches. We run through the sweltering Southampton game, getting rather hot and sweaty in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our 3rd consecutive away game yields our 3rd away win of the season, 3 precious PL points, and – most vitally of all – 3,000 Bellerín-brand beeches and birches. We run through the sweltering Southampton game, getting rather hot and sweaty in the process. Tree-mendous.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3029</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05f708293628c3bd273d61b78e908697.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>56: Batteries not included</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/56-batteries-not-included--32307063</link><description><![CDATA[A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful. As Brighton complete a first ever league double over the Gunners, one thing becomes painfully clear: no one will be sliding into this team’s DMs anytime soon. Except maybe Mari's, he's a looker.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/32307063?media_id=29347902</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2020 05:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/32307063/56_aud.mp3" length="54855888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful. As Brighton complete a first ever league double over the Gunners, one thing becomes painfully clear: no one will be sliding into this team’s DMs anytime...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful. As Brighton complete a first ever league double over the Gunners, one thing becomes painfully clear: no one will be sliding into this team’s DMs anytime soon. Except maybe Mari's, he's a looker.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3429</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9bacbf40601e3054d31a6138574a1e45.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>55: Immediately punctured</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/55-immediately-punctured--31759324</link><description><![CDATA[Football is back but not as we know it except it is though isn’t it because Arsenal are back and every bit as calamitous as they were 100 days ago and oh god David Luiz and oh god we have to endure this garbage for 9 more games oh and then there’s the cup and oh god Mesut Özil didn't make a 20 man squad and why couldn’t it have just stayed away and left us in peace but no it could not do that. Football is back. And it’s shite.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/31759324?media_id=29317526</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2020 05:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/31759324/55_aud.mp3" length="45202284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Football is back but not as we know it except it is though isn’t it because Arsenal are back and every bit as calamitous as they were 100 days ago and oh god David Luiz and oh god we have to endure this garbage for 9 more games oh and then there’s the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Football is back but not as we know it except it is though isn’t it because Arsenal are back and every bit as calamitous as they were 100 days ago and oh god David Luiz and oh god we have to endure this garbage for 9 more games oh and then there’s the cup and oh god Mesut Özil didn't make a 20 man squad and why couldn’t it have just stayed away and left us in peace but no it could not do that. Football is back. And it’s shite.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2826</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/91fda3e90c637a5f631762376d06086e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>54: Nicolas Anelka special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/54-nicolas-anelka-special--29835860</link><description><![CDATA[In the last of our retrospective episodes before the 19/20 season restarts, we look at the life and times of one Nicolas Anelka at Arsenal. A bargain buy who became a mammoth sale, we look at the goals, games and grumps that defined Anelka’s time at the club, and ponder over what might’ve been.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/29835860?media_id=29177322</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 05:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29835860/54_final_aud.mp3" length="76825912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the last of our retrospective episodes before the 19/20 season restarts, we look at the life and times of one Nicolas Anelka at Arsenal. A bargain buy who became a mammoth sale, we look at the goals, games and grumps that defined Anelka’s time at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the last of our retrospective episodes before the 19/20 season restarts, we look at the life and times of one Nicolas Anelka at Arsenal. A bargain buy who became a mammoth sale, we look at the goals, games and grumps that defined Anelka’s time at the club, and ponder over what might’ve been.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4802</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4b143bba2458ad04bd34860ac2ccd700.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>53: Classic match review – Arsenal v Tottenham, 1996/97</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/53-classic-match-review-arsenal-v-tottenham-1996-97--26954428</link><description><![CDATA[We time travel back to November 1996 to review a classic Arsenal match of yesteryear: Arsène Wenger’s first North London Derby. Driving rain, a crackling atmosphere, and ad hoardings for Kellogg's Strike, this was a derby for the ages, and one that helped set the tone for the future fortunes of each club. We cover all the key moments from the match and revel in a wonderful night under the Highbury floodlights.<br /><br />Use the code BANANA15 to get 15% off your purchase at cultkits.com<br /><br />MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMCZgAtMkgc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMCZgAtMkgc</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/26954428?media_id=28825267</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2020 12:00:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26954428/53_aud_3.mp3" length="76350692" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We time travel back to November 1996 to review a classic Arsenal match of yesteryear: Arsène Wenger’s first North London Derby. Driving rain, a crackling atmosphere, and ad hoardings for Kellogg's Strike, this was a derby for the ages, and one that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We time travel back to November 1996 to review a classic Arsenal match of yesteryear: Arsène Wenger’s first North London Derby. Driving rain, a crackling atmosphere, and ad hoardings for Kellogg's Strike, this was a derby for the ages, and one that helped set the tone for the future fortunes of each club. We cover all the key moments from the match and revel in a wonderful night under the Highbury floodlights.<br /><br />Use the code BANANA15 to get 15% off your purchase at cultkits.com<br /><br />MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMCZgAtMkgc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMCZgAtMkgc</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4772</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6723097f354bf8f8baa85b5f7eb1022d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>52: Retro season review – 1989/90</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/52-retro-season-review-1989-90--25158677</link><description><![CDATA[With the 2019/20 season on hold, we decided to go back 30 years to 1989/90, a time where shorts were short, hair was long (at least at the back), and Arsenal were about to defend the title. We cover everything from the magnificent Jim Rosenthal-narrated official VHS highlights package, from best goal to best haircut. So sit back, relax and immerse yourself in the wonderful world of 1989/90, the spam in the title-winning sandwich. <br /><br />ARSENAL 1989/90 VHS SEASON HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/25158677?media_id=28333344</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2020 05:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25158677/89_90_aud.mp3" length="122028198" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With the 2019/20 season on hold, we decided to go back 30 years to 1989/90, a time where shorts were short, hair was long (at least at the back), and Arsenal were about to defend the title. We cover everything from the magnificent Jim...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With the 2019/20 season on hold, we decided to go back 30 years to 1989/90, a time where shorts were short, hair was long (at least at the back), and Arsenal were about to defend the title. We cover everything from the magnificent Jim Rosenthal-narrated official VHS highlights package, from best goal to best haircut. So sit back, relax and immerse yourself in the wonderful world of 1989/90, the spam in the title-winning sandwich. <br /><br />ARSENAL 1989/90 VHS SEASON HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7627</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ef0a4f3e7aa14f2772289f576f295c5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Bruised Banana returns - Friday 10 April</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-bruised-banana-returns-friday-10-april--24967052</link><description><![CDATA[This Friday, the Bruised Banana returns. We've been on hiatus because the world is a bit mad right now but wanted to let you know that, as a special Easter treat, we're laying a Retro Season Review for you to enjoy over the weekend. To get yourselves up to speed ahead of time we suggest you watch the below link and immerse yourself in the wonderful world of 1989/90, a time when men were men, shorts were short and Dixon was on pens.<br /><br />ARSENAL 1989/90 VHS SEASON HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/24967052?media_id=28312844</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 09:50:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24967052/micro_aud.mp3" length="2452165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This Friday, the Bruised Banana returns. We've been on hiatus because the world is a bit mad right now but wanted to let you know that, as a special Easter treat, we're laying a Retro Season Review for you to enjoy over the weekend. To get yourselves...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Friday, the Bruised Banana returns. We've been on hiatus because the world is a bit mad right now but wanted to let you know that, as a special Easter treat, we're laying a Retro Season Review for you to enjoy over the weekend. To get yourselves up to speed ahead of time we suggest you watch the below link and immerse yourself in the wonderful world of 1989/90, a time when men were men, shorts were short and Dixon was on pens.<br /><br />ARSENAL 1989/90 VHS SEASON HIGHLIGHTS: <a href="https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/mxwE1rBc4lI</a><br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>154</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02602fff24aad0e5e57966dc7a1171c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>51: Blue murder</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/51-blue-murder--23669864</link><description><![CDATA[A more-than-fortunate yet vital 1 nil win over West Ham falls under the microscope this week. We also look ahead to Man City away, while the mailbag compares our current squad to that of 2017/18. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/23669864?media_id=27923485</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2020 10:23:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23669864/51_aud.mp3" length="61679907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A more-than-fortunate yet vital 1 nil win over West Ham falls under the microscope this week. We also look ahead to Man City away, while the mailbag compares our current squad to that of 2017/18. 

Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod

Email:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A more-than-fortunate yet vital 1 nil win over West Ham falls under the microscope this week. We also look ahead to Man City away, while the mailbag compares our current squad to that of 2017/18. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3855</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bdf8349a16e4f42c7113fce924a5850e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>50: Ball rolls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-ball-rolls--23424892</link><description><![CDATA[We respond from disappointment in Europe to book our place in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. We discuss Monday’s game of two halves against Portsmouth, before lapsing into some Olympiakos-flavoured navel-gazing. Things end on a bullish note as we once again hail the class of 2004 in light of Watford’s weekend humiliation of Liverpool. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />*_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_*]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/23424892?media_id=27838872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 11:36:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23424892/50_aud.mp3" length="58089638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We respond from disappointment in Europe to book our place in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. We discuss Monday’s game of two halves against Portsmouth, before lapsing into some Olympiakos-flavoured navel-gazing. Things end on a bullish note as we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We respond from disappointment in Europe to book our place in the quarter finals of the FA Cup. We discuss Monday’s game of two halves against Portsmouth, before lapsing into some Olympiakos-flavoured navel-gazing. Things end on a bullish note as we once again hail the class of 2004 in light of Watford’s weekend humiliation of Liverpool. <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />*_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_*]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3631</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4a6a2f0cbdf7f032a6eb43288b873d08.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>49: Home and hosed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/49-home-and-hosed--23130525</link><description><![CDATA[It’s back-to-back wins in the league for the first time since August as the Arteta effect shows no sign of abating. We discuss Sunday’s triumph over Everton and look back on the midweek game in Athens, two contrasting but equally pleasing performances. We end with your questions on the defence, Auba up front, and our greatest ever number 77s.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />*_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_*]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">vnid://episodes/23130525?media_id=27761214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2020 10:35:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23130525/49_aud.mp3" length="61561207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s back-to-back wins in the league for the first time since August as the Arteta effect shows no sign of abating. We discuss Sunday’s triumph over Everton and look back on the midweek game in Athens, two contrasting but equally pleasing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s back-to-back wins in the league for the first time since August as the Arteta effect shows no sign of abating. We discuss Sunday’s triumph over Everton and look back on the midweek game in Athens, two contrasting but equally pleasing performances. We end with your questions on the defence, Auba up front, and our greatest ever number 77s.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />*_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_*]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3848</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/02602fff24aad0e5e57966dc7a1171c3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>48: Skeleton key</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/48-skeleton-key--22956717</link><description><![CDATA[With the winter break now a thing of the past, we’re back with a bumper episode to celebrate the 4-0 win over Newcastle, cast an eye over our two January signings, and condemn our former manager’s comments in the press. There’s also time for an extended look at Olympiakos ahead of our Europa League double header before finishing with our customary mailbag.  <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2020-02-17:/posts/7506783</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2020 11:40:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956717/7506783.mp3" length="79429325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With the winter break now a thing of the past, we’re back with a bumper episode to celebrate the 4-0 win over Newcastle, cast an eye over our two January signings, and condemn our former manager’s comments in the press. There’s also time for an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With the winter break now a thing of the past, we’re back with a bumper episode to celebrate the 4-0 win over Newcastle, cast an eye over our two January signings, and condemn our former manager’s comments in the press. There’s also time for an extended look at Olympiakos ahead of our Europa League double header before finishing with our customary mailbag.  <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4961</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b34c39e63a7e4937e681bb11dce3ae52.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>47: The Highbury screamer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/47-the-highbury-screamer--22956722</link><description><![CDATA[Saka and Xhaka earn the praise of the pod this week as we revel in the FA Cup win over the mighty Bournemouth. We discuss the formation of new breakaway club Dial Square FC before turning our attention to transfers and a roving report with journalist and fellow Gooner, Will Magee.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2020-01-28:/posts/7489597</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2020 20:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956722/7489597.mp3" length="69988261" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Saka and Xhaka earn the praise of the pod this week as we revel in the FA Cup win over the mighty Bournemouth. We discuss the formation of new breakaway club Dial Square FC before turning our attention to transfers and a roving report with journalist...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Saka and Xhaka earn the praise of the pod this week as we revel in the FA Cup win over the mighty Bournemouth. We discuss the formation of new breakaway club Dial Square FC before turning our attention to transfers and a roving report with journalist and fellow Gooner, Will Magee.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4371</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5ba513b4e171105b938dff6367e50f42.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>46: Lady luck</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/46-lady-luck--22956738</link><description><![CDATA[We catch our breath to discuss the exhilarating 2-2 draw away at Stamford Bridge. There’s Martinelli-fawning, Bellerín-admiring, and general Arteta glee as we triumphantly confirm that, while the madness continues incessantly, the fun is most certainly back. There’s also time for your questions and an exciting mailbag development.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2020-01-22:/posts/7485337</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956738/7485337.mp3" length="61254320" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We catch our breath to discuss the exhilarating 2-2 draw away at Stamford Bridge. There’s Martinelli-fawning, Bellerín-admiring, and general Arteta glee as we triumphantly confirm that, while the madness continues incessantly, the fun is most...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We catch our breath to discuss the exhilarating 2-2 draw away at Stamford Bridge. There’s Martinelli-fawning, Bellerín-admiring, and general Arteta glee as we triumphantly confirm that, while the madness continues incessantly, the fun is most certainly back. There’s also time for your questions and an exciting mailbag development.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3826</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b1350cafc39c52aa19f0766faae166a2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>45: Bad prison tattoo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/45-bad-prison-tattoo--22956719</link><description><![CDATA[Talking points begin with the eventful draw at Crystal Palace, as our faint hopes of making the top four finally look to be Auba for the season. We then look back at the game of two halves against Leeds in the FA Cup before previewing our next league opponents, Sheffield United. Dan’s bulging sack rounds things off for another week.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2020-01-12:/posts/7476239</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2020 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956719/7476239.mp3" length="67690208" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Talking points begin with the eventful draw at Crystal Palace, as our faint hopes of making the top four finally look to be Auba for the season. We then look back at the game of two halves against Leeds in the FA Cup before previewing our next league...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Talking points begin with the eventful draw at Crystal Palace, as our faint hopes of making the top four finally look to be Auba for the season. We then look back at the game of two halves against Leeds in the FA Cup before previewing our next league opponents, Sheffield United. Dan’s bulging sack rounds things off for another week.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4227</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b1a9f06dd25f09950a7a260d4d4f5b72.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>44: Galaxy brain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/44-galaxy-brain--22956727</link><description><![CDATA[The fun is back, and along with it the hope. We start 2020 with renewed optimism as Mikel’s men dispatch Man Utd with gusto. Our first game of the year dominates the discussion as well as Arteta’s wider impact since becoming boss. It’s then onto Leeds in the FA Cup and a good rummage through Dan’s sack. Happy New Year!<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2020-01-02:/posts/7468873</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2020 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956727/7468873.mp3" length="75553944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The fun is back, and along with it the hope. We start 2020 with renewed optimism as Mikel’s men dispatch Man Utd with gusto. Our first game of the year dominates the discussion as well as Arteta’s wider impact since becoming boss. It’s then onto Leeds...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The fun is back, and along with it the hope. We start 2020 with renewed optimism as Mikel’s men dispatch Man Utd with gusto. Our first game of the year dominates the discussion as well as Arteta’s wider impact since becoming boss. It’s then onto Leeds in the FA Cup and a good rummage through Dan’s sack. Happy New Year!<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4719</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0e516ff2f2cc79bac7b8e15ef7462507.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>43: Hard glass</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/43-hard-glass--22956731</link><description><![CDATA[We don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need: a new head coach with flawless hair game, running training at Colney. Yes, Arteta's here, and he's cracking heads! We muse over Mikel and what might be in store for the rest of the season and beyond. We also discuss the Everton stalemate, the January transfer window, and our hopes for Freddie to stay another day. There's also time to preview Bournemouth on Boxing Day in this bumper festive edition of the Bruised Banana.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-12-23:/posts/7461677</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Dec 2019 11:23:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956731/7461677.mp3" length="77685985" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need: a new head coach with flawless hair game, running training at Colney. Yes, Arteta's here, and he's cracking heads! We muse over Mikel and what might be in store for the rest of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing we need: a new head coach with flawless hair game, running training at Colney. Yes, Arteta's here, and he's cracking heads! We muse over Mikel and what might be in store for the rest of the season and beyond. We also discuss the Everton stalemate, the January transfer window, and our hopes for Freddie to stay another day. There's also time to preview Bournemouth on Boxing Day in this bumper festive edition of the Bruised Banana.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4853</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/84db174303e7991a621f3013c7d01fc6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>42: Hugging them to bits</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/42-hugging-them-to-bits--22956743</link><description><![CDATA[Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and meek Arsenal defeats against far superior opposition. We reflect on a week which began with a bang at West Ham, stuttered halfway through in Liege, and ended with a loss to Man City which was more routine than a Duncan Ferguson court date. Yep, it’s Everton next. We preview the clash at Goodison Park before rounding things off with a bumper mailbag.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-12-15:/posts/7451992</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956743/7451992.mp3" length="61910593" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and meek Arsenal defeats against far superior opposition. We reflect on a week which began with a bang at West Ham, stuttered halfway through in Liege, and ended with a loss to Man City which was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Only three things are certain in life: death, taxes, and meek Arsenal defeats against far superior opposition. We reflect on a week which began with a bang at West Ham, stuttered halfway through in Liege, and ended with a loss to Man City which was more routine than a Duncan Ferguson court date. Yep, it’s Everton next. We preview the clash at Goodison Park before rounding things off with a bumper mailbag.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3866</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ddbe8e4a615effe680ef4098b0038f4d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>41: Endless love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/41-endless-love--22956728</link><description><![CDATA[“We’re never gonna win again, stupid feet have got no rhythm." Wham! Another game, another dollop of Arsenal-flavoured ineptitude. We reflect on the defeat to Brighton as the winless run trundles on. West Ham away next. Can we win that? Guess we gotta have faith...<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-12-06:/posts/7443354</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956728/7443354.mp3" length="48768602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>“We’re never gonna win again, stupid feet have got no rhythm." Wham! Another game, another dollop of Arsenal-flavoured ineptitude. We reflect on the defeat to Brighton as the winless run trundles on. West Ham away next. Can we win that? Guess we gotta...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[“We’re never gonna win again, stupid feet have got no rhythm." Wham! Another game, another dollop of Arsenal-flavoured ineptitude. We reflect on the defeat to Brighton as the winless run trundles on. West Ham away next. Can we win that? Guess we gotta have faith...<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3044</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6591b15602383a32a5b8017de850dd4f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>40: Less diamantes, more Diesel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/40-less-diamantes-more-diesel--22956732</link><description><![CDATA[Freddie picks up where Unai left off as a dicey 2-2 draw at Norwich marks his first game in charge as interim boss. We reflect on a tumultuous few days at the club, say our final farewells to Emery, and ponder over what lies ahead. We end with Dan’s digital sack and the ex-Gooners most suited for the top job.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-12-01:/posts/7438631</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956732/7438631.mp3" length="58574447" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Freddie picks up where Unai left off as a dicey 2-2 draw at Norwich marks his first game in charge as interim boss. We reflect on a tumultuous few days at the club, say our final farewells to Emery, and ponder over what lies ahead. We end with Dan’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Freddie picks up where Unai left off as a dicey 2-2 draw at Norwich marks his first game in charge as interim boss. We reflect on a tumultuous few days at the club, say our final farewells to Emery, and ponder over what lies ahead. We end with Dan’s digital sack and the ex-Gooners most suited for the top job.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3656</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ec48712ba24838931e747bf047e1448a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>39: Retire in Kenya</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/39-retire-in-kenya--22956750</link><description><![CDATA[A more than fortunate 2-2 draw at home to Southampton papers over absolutely no cracks whatsoever, and Unai Emery’s still in a job. Things are now so bleak that even Sir Chips Keswick wants to leave. Our message to him? Get out while you can, Sir Chips.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-11-24:/posts/7432942</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956750/7432942.mp3" length="67166378" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A more than fortunate 2-2 draw at home to Southampton papers over absolutely no cracks whatsoever, and Unai Emery’s still in a job. Things are now so bleak that even Sir Chips Keswick wants to leave. Our message to him? Get out while you can, Sir...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A more than fortunate 2-2 draw at home to Southampton papers over absolutely no cracks whatsoever, and Unai Emery’s still in a job. Things are now so bleak that even Sir Chips Keswick wants to leave. Our message to him? Get out while you can, Sir Chips.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4194</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4314642889d0ae2950ae2190bcdd10b8.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>38: Come on feel the "noise"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/38-come-on-feel-the-noise--22956751</link><description><![CDATA[“We all follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester). We all follow the Arsenal, onto misery.” The nights are drawing in, but we're not even drawing any more. A routine win for the Foxes leaves us eight points off the top four with our tails firmly between our legs. Yet the boss still thinks we're protagonists. Thank god for the interlull.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-11-10:/posts/7420004</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956751/7420004.mp3" length="57254147" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>“We all follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester). We all follow the Arsenal, onto misery.” The nights are drawing in, but we're not even drawing any more. A routine win for the Foxes leaves us eight points off the top four with our tails...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[“We all follow the Arsenal, over land and sea (and Leicester). We all follow the Arsenal, onto misery.” The nights are drawing in, but we're not even drawing any more. A routine win for the Foxes leaves us eight points off the top four with our tails firmly between our legs. Yet the boss still thinks we're protagonists. Thank god for the interlull.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3575</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ae936c5de457de520637891c92a50577.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>37: Hanging by a thread</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/37-hanging-by-a-thread--22956730</link><description><![CDATA[A 1-1 draw at home to Wolves amid another sub-par performance raises yet more questions over the boss's suitability for the top job. Happy birthday, Unai. Happy birthday, mate.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-11-03:/posts/7413374</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956730/7413374.mp3" length="46411982" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A 1-1 draw at home to Wolves amid another sub-par performance raises yet more questions over the boss's suitability for the top job. Happy birthday, Unai. Happy birthday, mate.
Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod
Email: bruisedbananapod@gmail.com
Please...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A 1-1 draw at home to Wolves amid another sub-par performance raises yet more questions over the boss's suitability for the top job. Happy birthday, Unai. Happy birthday, mate.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2897</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ca9b95df7606a3c016ed07e707278e60.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>36: Chasing the camel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/36-chasing-the-camel--22956756</link><description><![CDATA[O Captain! My captain!? An ugly afternoon at the Emirates leaves us asking if there’s any way back from here for ‘Project Protagonists’ or if Emery’s fearful trip is done. We discuss the shameful Xhaka situation and how the general toxicity surrounding the club only serves to reflect badly on all sides. But hey, at least VAR’s working well! Oh...<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-10-28:/posts/7408115</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2019 06:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956756/7408115.mp3" length="79819479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>O Captain! My captain!? An ugly afternoon at the Emirates leaves us asking if there’s any way back from here for ‘Project Protagonists’ or if Emery’s fearful trip is done. We discuss the shameful Xhaka situation and how the general toxicity...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[O Captain! My captain!? An ugly afternoon at the Emirates leaves us asking if there’s any way back from here for ‘Project Protagonists’ or if Emery’s fearful trip is done. We discuss the shameful Xhaka situation and how the general toxicity surrounding the club only serves to reflect badly on all sides. But hey, at least VAR’s working well! Oh...<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/68e7c1b14d49ddc0db9cdb5213647384.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>35: TBB shorts: fantasy five-a-side</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/35-tbb-shorts-fantasy-five-a-side--22956733</link><description><![CDATA[Ever wondered who’d make the ultimate Arsenal five-a-side team? Who’d be between the sticks, marshalling the defence, bossing the midfield and leading the line? Well, wonder no longer! We’ve assembled two AFC dream teams, complete with celebrity subs, to pit against each other and determine the greatest of them all. So, stretch those calves and head down to our hallowed 4G turf for the five-a-side footy showdown of the century.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-10-12:/posts/7394475</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956733/7394475.mp3" length="60891546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ever wondered who’d make the ultimate Arsenal five-a-side team? Who’d be between the sticks, marshalling the defence, bossing the midfield and leading the line? Well, wonder no longer! We’ve assembled two AFC dream teams, complete with celebrity subs,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ever wondered who’d make the ultimate Arsenal five-a-side team? Who’d be between the sticks, marshalling the defence, bossing the midfield and leading the line? Well, wonder no longer! We’ve assembled two AFC dream teams, complete with celebrity subs, to pit against each other and determine the greatest of them all. So, stretch those calves and head down to our hallowed 4G turf for the five-a-side footy showdown of the century.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3802</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7b87e12b34b557130d4bd7c7751d60bf.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>34: Frothing at the bit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/34-frothing-at-the-bit--22956758</link><description><![CDATA[Another limp display against United has us pondering if we'll ever win at Old Trafford again. Tom rejoices in his new status as self-appointed pod captain, Dan's sack sets the cat amongst the pigeons, and Alex gives Guendouzi a good going over. All this and a Standard Liege preview for the ages.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-10-02:/posts/7385117</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2019 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956758/7385117.mp3" length="57195584" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another limp display against United has us pondering if we'll ever win at Old Trafford again. Tom rejoices in his new status as self-appointed pod captain, Dan's sack sets the cat amongst the pigeons, and Alex gives Guendouzi a good going over. All...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another limp display against United has us pondering if we'll ever win at Old Trafford again. Tom rejoices in his new status as self-appointed pod captain, Dan's sack sets the cat amongst the pigeons, and Alex gives Guendouzi a good going over. All this and a Standard Liege preview for the ages.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3572</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7524d53d4882943e89679387d3bfe1b2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>33: Waiting to exhale</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/33-waiting-to-exhale--22956764</link><description><![CDATA[A stacked pod this week as consecutive wins in Europe, the league and the Carabao do much to lift our collective spirits. We cover each game, taking time to consider whether this recent good spell represents a false dawn or something more significant. We end with a look at Man United and our favourite ever goals against the Red Devils.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-09-26:/posts/7379970</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956764/7379970.mp3" length="63164520" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A stacked pod this week as consecutive wins in Europe, the league and the Carabao do much to lift our collective spirits. We cover each game, taking time to consider whether this recent good spell represents a false dawn or something more significant....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A stacked pod this week as consecutive wins in Europe, the league and the Carabao do much to lift our collective spirits. We cover each game, taking time to consider whether this recent good spell represents a false dawn or something more significant. We end with a look at Man United and our favourite ever goals against the Red Devils.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3945</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3ecdf727e49156c644332581fa65448f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>32: Moody diva</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/32-moody-diva--22956745</link><description><![CDATA[It’s anything but smiles at camp TBB as Watford give us what for in a disastrous draw away at the league’s bottom club. Once we’re done being angry and confused, attention switches to the return of the Europa League, and a trip to one of Eintracht Frankfurt e.V’s 19 different sports clubs (clue: it’s not the eSports one).<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-09-16:/posts/7369560</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956745/7369560.mp3" length="59322285" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s anything but smiles at camp TBB as Watford give us what for in a disastrous draw away at the league’s bottom club. Once we’re done being angry and confused, attention switches to the return of the Europa League, and a trip to one of Eintracht...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s anything but smiles at camp TBB as Watford give us what for in a disastrous draw away at the league’s bottom club. Once we’re done being angry and confused, attention switches to the return of the Europa League, and a trip to one of Eintracht Frankfurt e.V’s 19 different sports clubs (clue: it’s not the eSports one).<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you download your pods. It means the world to us and helps other potential listeners to find the show. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3704</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a9451ae6a5a4ac724df7640978e465d2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>31: A dangerous man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/31-a-dangerous-man--22956737</link><description><![CDATA[We pick the bones out of yet another Anfield defeat, with differing views aplenty on the game and the team’s approach on the day. With the north London derby looming large, we ponder over Spurs’ start to the season and make a case for the unleashing of PAL (Pépé, Aubameyang, Lacazette).<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-08-27:/posts/7352518</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 12:45:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956737/7352518.mp3" length="52639525" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We pick the bones out of yet another Anfield defeat, with differing views aplenty on the game and the team’s approach on the day. With the north London derby looming large, we ponder over Spurs’ start to the season and make a case for the unleashing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We pick the bones out of yet another Anfield defeat, with differing views aplenty on the game and the team’s approach on the day. With the north London derby looming large, we ponder over Spurs’ start to the season and make a case for the unleashing of PAL (Pépé, Aubameyang, Lacazette).<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3286</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/984a6d878896df381060b7003c0cb3c2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>30: Pure great minds</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/30-pure-great-minds--22956744</link><description><![CDATA[Burnley get bumped off by Ceballos et al, setting us up nicely for the weekend’s title decider at Anfield. We rate the new boys and preview Liverpool away, hoping for anything but a repeat of December’s drubbing. There’s also time to run the rule over Josh Kroenke’s recent interview with Sir David Ornstein, OBE.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-08-21:/posts/7347235</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956744/7347235.mp3" length="57832488" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Burnley get bumped off by Ceballos et al, setting us up nicely for the weekend’s title decider at Anfield. We rate the new boys and preview Liverpool away, hoping for anything but a repeat of December’s drubbing. There’s also time to run the rule over...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Burnley get bumped off by Ceballos et al, setting us up nicely for the weekend’s title decider at Anfield. We rate the new boys and preview Liverpool away, hoping for anything but a repeat of December’s drubbing. There’s also time to run the rule over Josh Kroenke’s recent interview with Sir David Ornstein, OBE.<br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3612</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ebca786fbedcb714fa26b7c7fa3131d5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>29: A basic man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-a-basic-man--22956752</link><description><![CDATA[One down, 37 to go. Oh, and we’ve only gone and equalled our record for away clean sheets already! We discuss three points on the Toon, including the stand-out performers on the day. There’s time to reflect on a frantic transfer deadline day before casting minds forward to our first home game of the season against Burnley. Are they the new Stoke? Tune in next time to find out.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-08-14:/posts/7341288</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956752/7341288.mp3" length="55915870" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One down, 37 to go. Oh, and we’ve only gone and equalled our record for away clean sheets already! We discuss three points on the Toon, including the stand-out performers on the day. There’s time to reflect on a frantic transfer deadline day before...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One down, 37 to go. Oh, and we’ve only gone and equalled our record for away clean sheets already! We discuss three points on the Toon, including the stand-out performers on the day. There’s time to reflect on a frantic transfer deadline day before casting minds forward to our first home game of the season against Burnley. Are they the new Stoke? Tune in next time to find out.<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3491</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/72faa68cfce212e590994f50e311a2a7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>28: 2019/20 season preview</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-2019-20-season-preview--22956740</link><description><![CDATA["A good ball by Tierney finding Ceballos, for Pépé, charging through the midfield, Pépé, it’s up for grabs now! Great finish from Pépé! A glimmer of hope for Arsenal now at 1-3.” That’s right, football, and by extension, The Bruised Banana, is back for another season! Listen as we rate our new signings by their anagrams, run through Dan’s debut at the Emirates, and make our predictions for the season ahead. JOIN US. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-08-07:/posts/7334839</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956740/7334839.mp3" length="72700862" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"A good ball by Tierney finding Ceballos, for Pépé, charging through the midfield, Pépé, it’s up for grabs now! Great finish from Pépé! A glimmer of hope for Arsenal now at 1-3.” That’s right, football, and by extension, The Bruised Banana, is back...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["A good ball by Tierney finding Ceballos, for Pépé, charging through the midfield, Pépé, it’s up for grabs now! Great finish from Pépé! A glimmer of hope for Arsenal now at 1-3.” That’s right, football, and by extension, The Bruised Banana, is back for another season! Listen as we rate our new signings by their anagrams, run through Dan’s debut at the Emirates, and make our predictions for the season ahead. JOIN US. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4541</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/de595a1b74c64a421d9f61459e7edb90.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>27: 2018/19 season review</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-2018-19-season-review--22956759</link><description><![CDATA[With the ignominy of Baku consigned to the past, we come out of hiding to reflect on - and draw a line under - a year of momentous change for The Arsenal. We up the ups, down the downs, and pick out reasons to be cheerful - and fearful - for the season ahead. There's also time to dole out awards for best goal, best game, favourite and least favourite players of the last 10 months. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-06-24:/posts/7296657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jun 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956759/7296657.mp3" length="96821997" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With the ignominy of Baku consigned to the past, we come out of hiding to reflect on - and draw a line under - a year of momentous change for The Arsenal. We up the ups, down the downs, and pick out reasons to be cheerful - and fearful - for the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With the ignominy of Baku consigned to the past, we come out of hiding to reflect on - and draw a line under - a year of momentous change for The Arsenal. We up the ups, down the downs, and pick out reasons to be cheerful - and fearful - for the season ahead. There's also time to dole out awards for best goal, best game, favourite and least favourite players of the last 10 months. <br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6049</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/825e25c786b0f3a5c9e7052d60f750ad.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>26: Final countdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/26-final-countdown--22956753</link><description><![CDATA[Excitement and unease dominate proceedings this time out, as the dismal circumstances surrounding the fast-approaching final leave us feeling, well, a bit unsure how to feel. We cast our opinions on the Mkhitaryan situation before turning our attention to the game itself. Thoughts abound for the interview given by boardroom double act Venkatesham and Sanllehi, a whistle-stop tour of Arsenal’s history in European finals gives us both cause for concern and hope, and a merry mailbag rounds things off.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 30s) Wrighty leaks the new kits (possibly)<br />Part 2: (06m 49s) Europa League final preview, warts and all<br />Part 3: (42m 42s) Thoughts on Vinai and Raul’s YouTube interview<br />Part 4: (60m 50s) A history of Arsenal in European finals<br />Part 5: (83m 27s) Dan’s digital sack<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-05-24:/posts/7270947</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 19:35:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956753/7270947.mp3" length="86106945" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Excitement and unease dominate proceedings this time out, as the dismal circumstances surrounding the fast-approaching final leave us feeling, well, a bit unsure how to feel. We cast our opinions on the Mkhitaryan situation before turning our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Excitement and unease dominate proceedings this time out, as the dismal circumstances surrounding the fast-approaching final leave us feeling, well, a bit unsure how to feel. We cast our opinions on the Mkhitaryan situation before turning our attention to the game itself. Thoughts abound for the interview given by boardroom double act Venkatesham and Sanllehi, a whistle-stop tour of Arsenal’s history in European finals gives us both cause for concern and hope, and a merry mailbag rounds things off.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 30s) Wrighty leaks the new kits (possibly)<br />Part 2: (06m 49s) Europa League final preview, warts and all<br />Part 3: (42m 42s) Thoughts on Vinai and Raul’s YouTube interview<br />Part 4: (60m 50s) A history of Arsenal in European finals<br />Part 5: (83m 27s) Dan’s digital sack<br /> <br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5378</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/135557429e68d9cadffd398be9c3fcd3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>25: Baku the net</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-baku-the-net--22956755</link><description><![CDATA[We did it - our first European final in 13 years! Against Chelsea! In, er, Azerbaijan! We discuss how we got there after a fantastic night at the Mestalla, what it means for Unai Emery, and how it shapes the outlook of our season as a whole. There’s also time for an impassioned defence of fans amid the embarrassing ticket allocations for both European finals and a word on the gaffer following a difficult end to the season. We end with Dan’s digital sack and the latest correspondence from the world of Twitter and beyond.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 00s) Blasting our way to Baku<br /><br />Part 2: (22m 10s) Ticket allocations and Uefa fan contempt<br /><br />Part 3: (39m 14s) Solidarity with Unai<br /><br />Part 4: (55m 39s) Dan’s digital sack - reasons to be cheerful, part 2<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-05-10:/posts/7257750</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 16:08:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956755/7257750.mp3" length="44869067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We did it - our first European final in 13 years! Against Chelsea! In, er, Azerbaijan! We discuss how we got there after a fantastic night at the Mestalla, what it means for Unai Emery, and how it shapes the outlook of our season as a whole. There’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We did it - our first European final in 13 years! Against Chelsea! In, er, Azerbaijan! We discuss how we got there after a fantastic night at the Mestalla, what it means for Unai Emery, and how it shapes the outlook of our season as a whole. There’s also time for an impassioned defence of fans amid the embarrassing ticket allocations for both European finals and a word on the gaffer following a difficult end to the season. We end with Dan’s digital sack and the latest correspondence from the world of Twitter and beyond.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 00s) Blasting our way to Baku<br /><br />Part 2: (22m 10s) Ticket allocations and Uefa fan contempt<br /><br />Part 3: (39m 14s) Solidarity with Unai<br /><br />Part 4: (55m 39s) Dan’s digital sack - reasons to be cheerful, part 2<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3740</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ac3289e5d2f9a89a909d17059f2b38c7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>24: Clutching at eggs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-clutching-at-eggs--22956761</link><description><![CDATA[Our end of season implosion continues, with defeat to Leicester marking our third loss in a row. We try to figure out how the team has contrived to take just 3 points from a possible 15 against the likes of Hodgson and Rodgers et al. And yet hope springs eternal of still - somehow - making the top four. Attention then turns to Valencia ahead of the Europa League semi final, before Dan’s digital sack offers reasons to be cheerful amidst all the current doom and gloom. <br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 50s) Leicester away and that losing feeling<br /><br />Part 2: (41m 20s) Valencia, bats, and bad defenders<br /><br />Part 3: (53m 45s) Mailbag and reasons to be cheerful - 1, 2… that’s it<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-04-29:/posts/7246049</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2019 14:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956761/7246049.mp3" length="46327538" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our end of season implosion continues, with defeat to Leicester marking our third loss in a row. We try to figure out how the team has contrived to take just 3 points from a possible 15 against the likes of Hodgson and Rodgers et al. And yet hope...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our end of season implosion continues, with defeat to Leicester marking our third loss in a row. We try to figure out how the team has contrived to take just 3 points from a possible 15 against the likes of Hodgson and Rodgers et al. And yet hope springs eternal of still - somehow - making the top four. Attention then turns to Valencia ahead of the Europa League semi final, before Dan’s digital sack offers reasons to be cheerful amidst all the current doom and gloom. <br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 50s) Leicester away and that losing feeling<br /><br />Part 2: (41m 20s) Valencia, bats, and bad defenders<br /><br />Part 3: (53m 45s) Mailbag and reasons to be cheerful - 1, 2… that’s it<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3856</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6bf94e74e758969919f94dca954ae848.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>23: Just the two of us</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-just-the-two-of-us--22956762</link><description><![CDATA[A rare two-man pod this week as an absent Alex leaves Dan and Tom to hold the fort. We provide reaction to the win over Napoli in what was a great European night at the Emirates. We discuss our star performers on the night and look forward to part two in Naples, stopping off along the way to chat kit crimes, bad haircuts, and good old mathematics.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-04-12:/posts/7231623</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2019 09:33:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956762/7231623.mp3" length="28385695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A rare two-man pod this week as an absent Alex leaves Dan and Tom to hold the fort. We provide reaction to the win over Napoli in what was a great European night at the Emirates. We discuss our star performers on the night and look forward to part two...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A rare two-man pod this week as an absent Alex leaves Dan and Tom to hold the fort. We provide reaction to the win over Napoli in what was a great European night at the Emirates. We discuss our star performers on the night and look forward to part two in Naples, stopping off along the way to chat kit crimes, bad haircuts, and good old mathematics.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2360</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d9e80272f6ea92084fe9913a77c5b07e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>22: Stadio Billy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-stadio-billy--22956754</link><description><![CDATA[Newcastle become the latest club to feel the wrath of fortress Emirates as we discuss our tenth home league win in a row and how well it bodes for a largely away-based Run In™. Our next Europa League opponents Napoli feature in Alex’s history lesson, before we turn to Dan’s digital sack and the strange history of Arsenal’s No.9 shirt.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (05m 19s) Home comforts against the Magpies<br /><br />Part 2: (27m 05s) Napoli history and a surprise Arsenal connection<br /><br />Part 3: (43m 57s) Mailbag and our best and worst number nines<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-04-04:/posts/7222117</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956754/7222117.mp3" length="43050769" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Newcastle become the latest club to feel the wrath of fortress Emirates as we discuss our tenth home league win in a row and how well it bodes for a largely away-based Run In™. Our next Europa League opponents Napoli feature in Alex’s history lesson,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Newcastle become the latest club to feel the wrath of fortress Emirates as we discuss our tenth home league win in a row and how well it bodes for a largely away-based Run In™. Our next Europa League opponents Napoli feature in Alex’s history lesson, before we turn to Dan’s digital sack and the strange history of Arsenal’s No.9 shirt.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (05m 19s) Home comforts against the Magpies<br /><br />Part 2: (27m 05s) Napoli history and a surprise Arsenal connection<br /><br />Part 3: (43m 57s) Mailbag and our best and worst number nines<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3584</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/47ebb93d004864636c00fced2afb065b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>21: TBB shorts - favourite goals</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-tbb-shorts-favourite-goals--22956767</link><description><![CDATA[“_Thomas, charging through the midfield. Thomas. It's up for grabs now! Thomas! Right at the end!_” Yeah, we didn’t pick that one. We picked other ones. Headers. Crashing volleys. Impossible shots from impossible angles. Goals that made us lose our minds. Goals that mean the world. We picked our favourite ever Arsenal goals, striding purposefully down memory lane as we did. Come stride with us.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a> <br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-03-21:/posts/7202589</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2019 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956767/7202589.mp3" length="45755548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>“_Thomas, charging through the midfield. Thomas. It's up for grabs now! Thomas! Right at the end!_” Yeah, we didn’t pick that one. We picked other ones. Headers. Crashing volleys. Impossible shots from impossible angles. Goals that made us lose our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[“_Thomas, charging through the midfield. Thomas. It's up for grabs now! Thomas! Right at the end!_” Yeah, we didn’t pick that one. We picked other ones. Headers. Crashing volleys. Impossible shots from impossible angles. Goals that made us lose our minds. Goals that mean the world. We picked our favourite ever Arsenal goals, striding purposefully down memory lane as we did. Come stride with us.<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a> <br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3806</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5639035d56025e6c18ea7064572f2b04.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>20: Jellyfish mistress</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-jellyfish-mistress--22956770</link><description><![CDATA[Our top four hopes take a dramatic turn for the better as Granit’s wonky whacker sets us on our way to a fine win over United. Sunday’s game, combined with the continued travails of Chelsea and Spurs, help us shake off the gloom of defeat in France as we look forward to possible Rennes-venge in the Europa League. <br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 22s) Gunners 2, Gunnar nil<br /><br />Part 2: (32m 50s) Rennes reflections and history<br /><br />Part 3: (51m 50s) Mailbag and final thoughts <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-03-11:/posts/7198391</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2019 13:01:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956770/7198391.mp3" length="39733215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our top four hopes take a dramatic turn for the better as Granit’s wonky whacker sets us on our way to a fine win over United. Sunday’s game, combined with the continued travails of Chelsea and Spurs, help us shake off the gloom of defeat in France as...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our top four hopes take a dramatic turn for the better as Granit’s wonky whacker sets us on our way to a fine win over United. Sunday’s game, combined with the continued travails of Chelsea and Spurs, help us shake off the gloom of defeat in France as we look forward to possible Rennes-venge in the Europa League. <br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 22s) Gunners 2, Gunnar nil<br /><br />Part 2: (32m 50s) Rennes reflections and history<br /><br />Part 3: (51m 50s) Mailbag and final thoughts <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3307</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d6b3c3babbb75dbf93404f5fc2c83510.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>19: Looks like a Nando’s guy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-looks-like-a-nando-s-guy--22956763</link><description><![CDATA[A somewhat bleak Banana this week as we pick the bones out of the beating at BATE. The players, manager, and tactics all fall under the microscope before we turn our attention to the latest chapter in the increasingly tedious Özil v Emery soap opera.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 28s) A lousy loss in Belarus<br /><br />Part 2: (18m 45s) Mesut, mate - really?<br /><br />Part 3: (48m 55s) Mailbag, Ramsey, and final thoughts <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-02-18:/posts/7177199</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956763/7177199.mp3" length="41432838" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A somewhat bleak Banana this week as we pick the bones out of the beating at BATE. The players, manager, and tactics all fall under the microscope before we turn our attention to the latest chapter in the increasingly tedious Özil v Emery soap opera....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A somewhat bleak Banana this week as we pick the bones out of the beating at BATE. The players, manager, and tactics all fall under the microscope before we turn our attention to the latest chapter in the increasingly tedious Özil v Emery soap opera.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 28s) A lousy loss in Belarus<br /><br />Part 2: (18m 45s) Mesut, mate - really?<br /><br />Part 3: (48m 55s) Mailbag, Ramsey, and final thoughts <br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3447</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b48ae3a5816245ddc3068f5116bd782d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>18: The sorcerer's apprentice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-the-sorcerer-s-apprentice--22956746</link><description><![CDATA[Man City make us moody as we ruminate over what might’ve been at the Etihad. We preview the weekend game at Huddersfield, take a sideways look at BATE Borisov ahead of our next Europa League fixtures, and head to the mailbag for questions on Kroenke and Guendouzi.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 48s) Apathy and mediocrity at Man City<br /><br />Part 2: (20m 04s) Huddersfield away and what to expect<br /><br />Part 3: (33m 32s) BATE Borisov and the return of the Europa League<br /><br />Part 4: (42m 31s) Cranky about Kroenke in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-02-07:/posts/7167633</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2019 16:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956746/7167633.mp3" length="68767045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Man City make us moody as we ruminate over what might’ve been at the Etihad. We preview the weekend game at Huddersfield, take a sideways look at BATE Borisov ahead of our next Europa League fixtures, and head to the mailbag for questions on Kroenke...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Man City make us moody as we ruminate over what might’ve been at the Etihad. We preview the weekend game at Huddersfield, take a sideways look at BATE Borisov ahead of our next Europa League fixtures, and head to the mailbag for questions on Kroenke and Guendouzi.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 48s) Apathy and mediocrity at Man City<br /><br />Part 2: (20m 04s) Huddersfield away and what to expect<br /><br />Part 3: (33m 32s) BATE Borisov and the return of the Europa League<br /><br />Part 4: (42m 31s) Cranky about Kroenke in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4294</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9fcbe0cc8fb21aa6b9e076984b501555.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>17: An audience with Fang</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-an-audience-with-fang--22956778</link><description><![CDATA[A bumper episode welcomes returning friends, new fathers and of course, Arsenal home wins. Along with the Cardiff game we cover the Chelsea win, the Utd loss, and Unai’s general oddness, specifically his recent choice of captain. We round things off by talking transfers, whether we should care about 'Svexit', and the role of the academy in making stars (and money) for the club.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (07m 21s) Thoughts on the subdued yet vital win over Cardiff, with added Jenk and Özil natter<br /><br />Part 2: (29m 00s) The best and worst of times as we analyse the recent Chelsea and Utd games<br /><br />Part 3: (38m 55s) Transfers, transfers, transfers as deadline day dominates our thoughts<br /><br />Part 4: (54m 16s) Youth player chat and a Mislin-rant in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-01-31:/posts/7160248</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2019 16:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956778/7160248.mp3" length="61101049" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A bumper episode welcomes returning friends, new fathers and of course, Arsenal home wins. Along with the Cardiff game we cover the Chelsea win, the Utd loss, and Unai’s general oddness, specifically his recent choice of captain. We round things off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A bumper episode welcomes returning friends, new fathers and of course, Arsenal home wins. Along with the Cardiff game we cover the Chelsea win, the Utd loss, and Unai’s general oddness, specifically his recent choice of captain. We round things off by talking transfers, whether we should care about 'Svexit', and the role of the academy in making stars (and money) for the club.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (07m 21s) Thoughts on the subdued yet vital win over Cardiff, with added Jenk and Özil natter<br /><br />Part 2: (29m 00s) The best and worst of times as we analyse the recent Chelsea and Utd games<br /><br />Part 3: (38m 55s) Transfers, transfers, transfers as deadline day dominates our thoughts<br /><br />Part 4: (54m 16s) Youth player chat and a Mislin-rant in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5086</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0df77003863db65a9cc14fda0728521a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>16: Ignorant bliss</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/16-ignorant-bliss--22956771</link><description><![CDATA[A new year brings new hope as we start 2019 with wins against Fulham and Blackpool. We cover both games, including Emery's subs, our superlative strikers, the Emirates boo-boys, and Blackpool's heinous owners. It's then time for some xG chat from our special guest, as we find out what the mathematical tea leaves are saying about our top 4 chances. Finally, it's the mailbag, featuring transfer rumours, centre-back chat, and an appraisal of the career of Francesc Fàbregas Soler.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 40s) Beating Blackpool in the cup (the sequel)<br /><br />Part 2: (22m 41s) Putting 4 past Fulham and boo to booing<br /><br />Part 3: (32m 42s) Adam's 'Stat Blast' - an xG extravaganza<br /><br />Part 4: (47m 32s) Potential warm bodies to keep the January blues away and Fabregas's legacy<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2019-01-07:/posts/7135021</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 13:14:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956771/7135021.mp3" length="52470221" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new year brings new hope as we start 2019 with wins against Fulham and Blackpool. We cover both games, including Emery's subs, our superlative strikers, the Emirates boo-boys, and Blackpool's heinous owners. It's then time for some xG chat from our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new year brings new hope as we start 2019 with wins against Fulham and Blackpool. We cover both games, including Emery's subs, our superlative strikers, the Emirates boo-boys, and Blackpool's heinous owners. It's then time for some xG chat from our special guest, as we find out what the mathematical tea leaves are saying about our top 4 chances. Finally, it's the mailbag, featuring transfer rumours, centre-back chat, and an appraisal of the career of Francesc Fàbregas Soler.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 40s) Beating Blackpool in the cup (the sequel)<br /><br />Part 2: (22m 41s) Putting 4 past Fulham and boo to booing<br /><br />Part 3: (32m 42s) Adam's 'Stat Blast' - an xG extravaganza<br /><br />Part 4: (47m 32s) Potential warm bodies to keep the January blues away and Fabregas's legacy<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4367</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fe40c21b38bf30c5bb5ec59df435a074.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>15: I call him 'Mr Shuffle'</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-i-call-him-mr-shuffle--22956748</link><description><![CDATA[Bah, humbug. Increasingly humdrum performances away at Brighton and Liverpool have really dampened our spirits, and even a special guest appearance can't fully wrest us from our festive funk. Awful defending, a stodgy attack and an over-stretched squad are all under the microscope. It's not all doom and gloom however, as we hear a heartwarming tale of how one man fell in love with The Arsenal, reminding us just why we do this.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 41s) Anfield agony as we ship 5 to the scousers<br /><br />Part 2: (28m 05s) Burnley, managerial dinosaurs, and being over the draw at the AMEX<br /><br />Part 3: (44m 15s) How I learned to stop worrying and love the Arsenal<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-12-31:/posts/7129680</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2018 10:03:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956748/7129680.mp3" length="42421227" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Bah, humbug. Increasingly humdrum performances away at Brighton and Liverpool have really dampened our spirits, and even a special guest appearance can't fully wrest us from our festive funk. Awful defending, a stodgy attack and an over-stretched...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bah, humbug. Increasingly humdrum performances away at Brighton and Liverpool have really dampened our spirits, and even a special guest appearance can't fully wrest us from our festive funk. Awful defending, a stodgy attack and an over-stretched squad are all under the microscope. It's not all doom and gloom however, as we hear a heartwarming tale of how one man fell in love with The Arsenal, reminding us just why we do this.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 41s) Anfield agony as we ship 5 to the scousers<br /><br />Part 2: (28m 05s) Burnley, managerial dinosaurs, and being over the draw at the AMEX<br /><br />Part 3: (44m 15s) How I learned to stop worrying and love the Arsenal<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3530</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3c3a607e10d7589a3b040d1c9c4e5f15.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>14: No risk, no fun</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/14-no-risk-no-fun--22956773</link><description><![CDATA[It’s 22 and out as the unbeaten run grinds to a halt with losses to Southampton and Spurs. We discuss both games and the online reaction before turning our attention to Burnley at home and defenders we’d look to sign in the upcoming January transfer window.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 47s) Bowing out of the Carabao and slipping up against the Saints<br /><br />Part 2: (33m 23s) Burnley FC and the greatest crest of all <br /><br />Part 3: (40m 32s) Centre backs take centre stage in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a> <br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-12-20:/posts/7123460</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2018 14:23:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956773/7123460.mp3" length="42554108" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s 22 and out as the unbeaten run grinds to a halt with losses to Southampton and Spurs. We discuss both games and the online reaction before turning our attention to Burnley at home and defenders we’d look to sign in the upcoming January transfer...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s 22 and out as the unbeaten run grinds to a halt with losses to Southampton and Spurs. We discuss both games and the online reaction before turning our attention to Burnley at home and defenders we’d look to sign in the upcoming January transfer window.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 47s) Bowing out of the Carabao and slipping up against the Saints<br /><br />Part 2: (33m 23s) Burnley FC and the greatest crest of all <br /><br />Part 3: (40m 32s) Centre backs take centre stage in Dan’s digital sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a> <br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3540</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c76dfa279a995b486d208d3634c5dc35.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>13: The butcher of Fray Bentos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-the-butcher-of-fray-bentos--22956729</link><description><![CDATA[The cult of Torreira steps up another notch as we discuss Huddersfield Town at home and his late, great winner. We also look back on a nerve-jangling game at Old Trafford, delve into some Southampton history, and use Dan’s digital sack to explore our use of the loan system.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 26s) Huddersfield chat as we react to a hugely important 3 points<br /><br />Part 2: (28m 32s) Reflecting on the manic draw with Man Utd<br /><br />Part 3: (42m 54s) Southampton days of yore ahead of our match at St Mary’s<br /><br />Part 4: (52m 37s) Loan rangers in Dan’s mail sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-12-10:/posts/7112377</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2018 16:05:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956729/7112377.mp3" length="48907272" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The cult of Torreira steps up another notch as we discuss Huddersfield Town at home and his late, great winner. We also look back on a nerve-jangling game at Old Trafford, delve into some Southampton history, and use Dan’s digital sack to explore our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The cult of Torreira steps up another notch as we discuss Huddersfield Town at home and his late, great winner. We also look back on a nerve-jangling game at Old Trafford, delve into some Southampton history, and use Dan’s digital sack to explore our use of the loan system.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 26s) Huddersfield chat as we react to a hugely important 3 points<br /><br />Part 2: (28m 32s) Reflecting on the manic draw with Man Utd<br /><br />Part 3: (42m 54s) Southampton days of yore ahead of our match at St Mary’s<br /><br />Part 4: (52m 37s) Loan rangers in Dan’s mail sack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4072</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dd65906bc5f3f25fec972cae58b87909.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>12: My essence are you...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-my-essence-are-you--22956766</link><description><![CDATA[We make a triumphant return from back spasms to revel in the glory of the 4-2 destruction of Tottenham and preview the midweek clash at Old Trafford. We also examine the Ramsey and Özil situations before scoping out the illustrious history of our weekend opponents, Huddersfield Town.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 12s) A North London derby for the ages<br /><br />Part 2: (36m 40s) What's eating Mesut?<br /><br />Part 3: (52m 03s) Huddersfield history<br /><br />Part 4: (56m 37s) Dan’s digital mailsack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-12-04:/posts/7106752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956766/7106752.mp3" length="42302267" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We make a triumphant return from back spasms to revel in the glory of the 4-2 destruction of Tottenham and preview the midweek clash at Old Trafford. We also examine the Ramsey and Özil situations before scoping out the illustrious history of our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We make a triumphant return from back spasms to revel in the glory of the 4-2 destruction of Tottenham and preview the midweek clash at Old Trafford. We also examine the Ramsey and Özil situations before scoping out the illustrious history of our weekend opponents, Huddersfield Town.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 12s) A North London derby for the ages<br /><br />Part 2: (36m 40s) What's eating Mesut?<br /><br />Part 3: (52m 03s) Huddersfield history<br /><br />Part 4: (56m 37s) Dan’s digital mailsack<br /><br />Twitter and Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3522</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38a7fa92ec85fc757353b0b63299469d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>11: Donald, Douglas, and Puskás</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-donald-douglas-and-puskas--22956736</link><description><![CDATA[Points shared at Selhurst Park are among the points shared this week, as we pick the bones out of the 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace. The Seasiders of Blackpool come under the spotlight ahead of our next Carabao Cup tie, while Dan’s mailbag has us pondering the merits of our left backs and how Alex Hleb might’ve fared in the 1950s.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Reaction to the draw with Palace and yet more Özil media criticism<br /><br />Part 2: (29m 49s) A look ahead to the big Liverpool test<br /><br />Part 3: (46m 19s) The quackers history of Blackpool FC<br /><br />Part 4: (58m 36s) Dan’s digital sack, including player positions we'd strengthen<br /><br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-10-30:/posts/7066842</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956736/7066842.mp3" length="49627460" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Points shared at Selhurst Park are among the points shared this week, as we pick the bones out of the 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace. The Seasiders of Blackpool come under the spotlight ahead of our next Carabao Cup tie, while Dan’s mailbag has us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Points shared at Selhurst Park are among the points shared this week, as we pick the bones out of the 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace. The Seasiders of Blackpool come under the spotlight ahead of our next Carabao Cup tie, while Dan’s mailbag has us pondering the merits of our left backs and how Alex Hleb might’ve fared in the 1950s.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Reaction to the draw with Palace and yet more Özil media criticism<br /><br />Part 2: (29m 49s) A look ahead to the big Liverpool test<br /><br />Part 3: (46m 19s) The quackers history of Blackpool FC<br /><br />Part 4: (58m 36s) Dan’s digital sack, including player positions we'd strengthen<br /><br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4130</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/dde22327ebc898373bd63d4f2b622e5d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>10: Loveboat love triangle</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-loveboat-love-triangle--22956749</link><description><![CDATA[We celebrate La Décima Banana by discussing points of interest from the international break, including Arsène’s silky centre back skills. There’s a preview of Leicester at home and reflections on the failed Vardy transfer of two years ago. We also speak to Sporting fans ahead of our next Europa League match, and debate ‘that’ chant from Craven Cottage.<br /><br />Part 1: (00:11) Interlull musings and Variétés Club de France<br /><br />Part 2: (05:23) Have we really got our Arsenal back?<br /><br />Part 3: (19:47) Preview of Leicester under the lights<br /><br />Part 4: (30:03) Our history with the Foxes and the failed Vardy bid<br /><br />Part 5: (43:46) An insight into Sporting Clube de Portugal<br /><br />Part 6: (63:08) Space jam with Dan’s digital mailbag<br /><br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-10-20:/posts/7052925</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2018 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956749/7052925.mp3" length="57186752" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We celebrate La Décima Banana by discussing points of interest from the international break, including Arsène’s silky centre back skills. There’s a preview of Leicester at home and reflections on the failed Vardy transfer of two years ago. We also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We celebrate La Décima Banana by discussing points of interest from the international break, including Arsène’s silky centre back skills. There’s a preview of Leicester at home and reflections on the failed Vardy transfer of two years ago. We also speak to Sporting fans ahead of our next Europa League match, and debate ‘that’ chant from Craven Cottage.<br /><br />Part 1: (00:11) Interlull musings and Variétés Club de France<br /><br />Part 2: (05:23) Have we really got our Arsenal back?<br /><br />Part 3: (19:47) Preview of Leicester under the lights<br /><br />Part 4: (30:03) Our history with the Foxes and the failed Vardy bid<br /><br />Part 5: (43:46) An insight into Sporting Clube de Portugal<br /><br />Part 6: (63:08) Space jam with Dan’s digital mailbag<br /><br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4762</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5c18446b8377875550dbf62aa2646983.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>9: TBB shorts - cult heroes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-tbb-shorts-cult-heroes--22956772</link><description><![CDATA[Cult heroes are a special breed - whether it’s talent, loyalty, or something far more intangible, we all have our reasons for idolising them. In this episode, we look at five of the most iconic players ever to have donned the famous red and white, before having them face off in order to crown The Ultimate Bruised Banana Arsenal Cult Hero™ (TUBBACH).<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-10-11:/posts/7040400</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956772/7040400.mp3" length="35121580" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cult heroes are a special breed - whether it’s talent, loyalty, or something far more intangible, we all have our reasons for idolising them. In this episode, we look at five of the most iconic players ever to have donned the famous red and white,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cult heroes are a special breed - whether it’s talent, loyalty, or something far more intangible, we all have our reasons for idolising them. In this episode, we look at five of the most iconic players ever to have donned the famous red and white, before having them face off in order to crown The Ultimate Bruised Banana Arsenal Cult Hero™ (TUBBACH).<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2921</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b1e59236b758b5f5235b7f04c75e63be.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>8: An old-fashioned hoof</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-an-old-fashioned-hoof--22956760</link><description><![CDATA[Another match, another three points as the Emery Express rolls on with a hard-fought win against Watford. With games coming thick and fast, we look back at Brentford, forward to Fulham, and stop off in-between to discuss the Ramsey situation and preview our next opponents in Europe, Qarabağ FK.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Thoughts on Watford as Troy's boys leave the Emirates empty-handed <br />Part 2: (18m 34s) Brentford and general League Cup learnings<br />Part 3: (33m 58s) Hwyl fawr, Aaron? We discuss the latest twist in Ramsey’s contract saga<br />Part 4: (44m 53s) Dan's digital Qarabağ - the lowdown on the Azerbaijani giants<br />Part 5: (58m 10s) Fulham away and Sir Henry’s hankerings<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-10-01:/posts/7028785</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2018 18:35:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956760/7028785.mp3" length="48925667" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another match, another three points as the Emery Express rolls on with a hard-fought win against Watford. With games coming thick and fast, we look back at Brentford, forward to Fulham, and stop off in-between to discuss the Ramsey situation and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another match, another three points as the Emery Express rolls on with a hard-fought win against Watford. With games coming thick and fast, we look back at Brentford, forward to Fulham, and stop off in-between to discuss the Ramsey situation and preview our next opponents in Europe, Qarabağ FK.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Thoughts on Watford as Troy's boys leave the Emirates empty-handed <br />Part 2: (18m 34s) Brentford and general League Cup learnings<br />Part 3: (33m 58s) Hwyl fawr, Aaron? We discuss the latest twist in Ramsey’s contract saga<br />Part 4: (44m 53s) Dan's digital Qarabağ - the lowdown on the Azerbaijani giants<br />Part 5: (58m 10s) Fulham away and Sir Henry’s hankerings<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4070</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fec1e4a23362c5f217b66c5a316529fb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>7: Cod Greek and pigeon Italian</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-cod-greek-and-pigeon-italian--22956777</link><description><![CDATA[Episode 7<br />#007: Cod Greek and pigeon Italian<br />Five wins on the spin has us all hot and bothered as Laca and Auba save us from a sticky toffee pudding. We also discuss Ivan’s departure to AC Milan, our first game against Brentford since the days of rationing, and promising players who didn’t reach their potential.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Winning ways against Everton and Vorskla<br />Part 2: (26m 17s) “I don’t recall saying good luck” - Gazidis heads to Milan<br />Part 3: (37m 40s) Buzzing about Brentford ahead of our Carabao Cup clash<br />Part 4: (45m 43s) Correspondence including failed wunderkinds<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-09-24:/posts/7019126</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2018 16:17:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956777/7019126.mp3" length="56194980" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode 7
#007: Cod Greek and pigeon Italian
Five wins on the spin has us all hot and bothered as Laca and Auba save us from a sticky toffee pudding. We also discuss Ivan’s departure to AC Milan, our first game against Brentford since the days of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 7<br />#007: Cod Greek and pigeon Italian<br />Five wins on the spin has us all hot and bothered as Laca and Auba save us from a sticky toffee pudding. We also discuss Ivan’s departure to AC Milan, our first game against Brentford since the days of rationing, and promising players who didn’t reach their potential.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 12s) Winning ways against Everton and Vorskla<br />Part 2: (26m 17s) “I don’t recall saying good luck” - Gazidis heads to Milan<br />Part 3: (37m 40s) Buzzing about Brentford ahead of our Carabao Cup clash<br />Part 4: (45m 43s) Correspondence including failed wunderkinds<br />Contact us on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Google or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and makes it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3508</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f46abed095be86c73641e9e5dcbdfb92.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>6: Minor planet 2983 Poltava</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-minor-planet-2983-poltava--22956775</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss the Newcastle game as we loot the Magpies’ nest for our third successive win, before reflecting on the legends game against the not-so-mighty Madrid. We also look ahead to the start of our European adventure and check in on Twitter chat in Dan’s digital sack.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 35s) Reactions to Newcastle away and another 3 points<br />Part 2: (21m 31s) Mad Jens and the legends game against Real<br />Part 3: (25m 00s) Europa League chat and some facts about Vorskla<br />Part 4: (30m 41s) Dan’s digital mailsack<br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-09-17:/posts/7010078</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2018 11:41:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956775/7010078.mp3" length="36730728" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss the Newcastle game as we loot the Magpies’ nest for our third successive win, before reflecting on the legends game against the not-so-mighty Madrid. We also look ahead to the start of our European adventure and check in on Twitter chat in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss the Newcastle game as we loot the Magpies’ nest for our third successive win, before reflecting on the legends game against the not-so-mighty Madrid. We also look ahead to the start of our European adventure and check in on Twitter chat in Dan’s digital sack.<br />Running order:<br />Part 1: (00m 35s) Reactions to Newcastle away and another 3 points<br />Part 2: (21m 31s) Mad Jens and the legends game against Real<br />Part 3: (25m 00s) Europa League chat and some facts about Vorskla<br />Part 4: (30m 41s) Dan’s digital mailsack<br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2291</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/276795c11f7330ea2cfe00d900154a00.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>5: TBB shorts - classic kits</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-tbb-shorts-classic-kits--22956783</link><description><![CDATA[Join us for the first of our 'Bruised Banana Shorts' episodes. This time we’re looking at shirts - the good, the garish, and the glorious. We remember some personal favourites from over the years and their associated AFC memories, and take a moment to shame some of the duds and dubious purchases along the way.<br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-09-06:/posts/6997220</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 10:19:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956783/6997220.mp3" length="31490207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join us for the first of our 'Bruised Banana Shorts' episodes. This time we’re looking at shirts - the good, the garish, and the glorious. We remember some personal favourites from over the years and their associated AFC memories, and take a moment to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join us for the first of our 'Bruised Banana Shorts' episodes. This time we’re looking at shirts - the good, the garish, and the glorious. We remember some personal favourites from over the years and their associated AFC memories, and take a moment to shame some of the duds and dubious purchases along the way.<br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br />Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1964</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/73633d4e07405bf91038636ee01bb670.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>4: Lucozade and a bunch of grapes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-lucozade-and-a-bunch-of-grapes--22956774</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss our win against West Ham and offer Özil some words of comfort as he battles the common cold. We also check in on Arsène as he’s honoured by President George Weah, wax lyrical about Wrighty, and wind the clock back 91 years to the 1927 FA Cup Final against Cardiff City.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (0m 27s) Reactions to West Ham and our best performers on the day<br /><br />Part 2: (16m 57s) Sickly Mesut and Wenger in Liberia<br /><br />Part 3: (38m 40s) Mailbag including an Ian Wright love-in<br /><br />Part 4: (47m 04s) AFC history vs Cardiff and the final of 1927<br /><br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-08-28:/posts/6986899</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2018 12:56:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956774/6986899.mp3" length="50873885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss our win against West Ham and offer Özil some words of comfort as he battles the common cold. We also check in on Arsène as he’s honoured by President George Weah, wax lyrical about Wrighty, and wind the clock back 91 years to the 1927 FA...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss our win against West Ham and offer Özil some words of comfort as he battles the common cold. We also check in on Arsène as he’s honoured by President George Weah, wax lyrical about Wrighty, and wind the clock back 91 years to the 1927 FA Cup Final against Cardiff City.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (0m 27s) Reactions to West Ham and our best performers on the day<br /><br />Part 2: (16m 57s) Sickly Mesut and Wenger in Liberia<br /><br />Part 3: (38m 40s) Mailbag including an Ian Wright love-in<br /><br />Part 4: (47m 04s) AFC history vs Cardiff and the final of 1927<br /><br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />**_Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!_**]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3176</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15ff1ea7a5556ee9346930666308415e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>3: The frog mechanic</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-the-frog-mechanic--22956765</link><description><![CDATA[We look at the good, the bad and the ugly from our defeat at Chelsea, as Maurizio Sarri’s sartorial style comes under the microscope. We also review Unai Emery’s start so far, and cast our minds back to games against West Ham at home.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 29s) Reactions to an eventful game at Stamford Bridge<br /><br />Part 2: (16m 29s) Reflecting on Emery’s first two games in charge<br /><br />Part 3: (31m 59s) Listeners’ questions with Dan’s digital mailsack<br /><br />Part 4: (36m 48s) Memories of home games against the Hammers<br /><br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-08-22:/posts/6980936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2018 18:12:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956765/6980936.mp3" length="42421689" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We look at the good, the bad and the ugly from our defeat at Chelsea, as Maurizio Sarri’s sartorial style comes under the microscope. We also review Unai Emery’s start so far, and cast our minds back to games against West Ham at home.&#13;
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Running...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We look at the good, the bad and the ugly from our defeat at Chelsea, as Maurizio Sarri’s sartorial style comes under the microscope. We also review Unai Emery’s start so far, and cast our minds back to games against West Ham at home.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 29s) Reactions to an eventful game at Stamford Bridge<br /><br />Part 2: (16m 29s) Reflecting on Emery’s first two games in charge<br /><br />Part 3: (31m 59s) Listeners’ questions with Dan’s digital mailsack<br /><br />Part 4: (36m 48s) Memories of home games against the Hammers<br /><br />Get in touch on Twitter or Instagram - @tbbpod<br /><br />Email: <a href="mailto:bruisedbananapod@gmail.com">bruisedbananapod@gmail.com</a><br /><br />***Please take the time to rate and review us on iTunes, Google or your preferred podcast provider. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!***]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2647</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4ee156c64d76ed1b337c0e66de4b574a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2: A real Guendouzi</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-a-real-guendouzi--22956768</link><description><![CDATA[With our first match of the new season done and dusted we discuss Emery's baptism of fire against City, the Stan Kroenke takeover bid, and the time Kanu broke Ceefax.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 24s) Reaction to the first match of the season and the team’s new setup<br /><br />Part 2: (12m 38s) Kroenke’s play for sole ownership and what this could mean for the club<br /><br />Part 3: (25m 11s) Listeners’ questions and more of our bad predictions<br /><br />Part 4: (34m 44s) Memories of Chelsea away ahead of our next league game]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-08-13:/posts/6968880</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 20:19:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956768/6968880.mp3" length="42109479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With our first match of the new season done and dusted we discuss Emery's baptism of fire against City, the Stan Kroenke takeover bid, and the time Kanu broke Ceefax.&#13;
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Part 1: (00m 24s) Reaction to the first match of the season and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With our first match of the new season done and dusted we discuss Emery's baptism of fire against City, the Stan Kroenke takeover bid, and the time Kanu broke Ceefax.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (00m 24s) Reaction to the first match of the season and the team’s new setup<br /><br />Part 2: (12m 38s) Kroenke’s play for sole ownership and what this could mean for the club<br /><br />Part 3: (25m 11s) Listeners’ questions and more of our bad predictions<br /><br />Part 4: (34m 44s) Memories of Chelsea away ahead of our next league game]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2626</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/34ae575e4eadfad82cb5681af8c61e80.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>1: The Bruised Banana 2018/19 season preview.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-the-bruised-banana-2018-19-season-preview--22956779</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss our first impressions of Unai Emery, the squad, our new summer signings, and players we expect big improvements from this season.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 04s) Discussing the defence and Emery’s tactical options<br /><br />Part 2: (27m 28s) Our individual choices for new club captain<br /><br />Part 3: (36m 42s) Striker chat and thoughts on summer recruitment<br /><br />Part 4: (45m 52s) First impressions of our new head coach<br /><br />Part 5: (54m 00s) Players we hope to see step up this season<br /><br />Part 6: (65m 13s) Summary and how to get in touch<br /><br />Twitter: @tbbpod]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:audioboom.com,2018-08-04:/posts/6958131</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 16:42:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/22956779/6958131.mp3" length="64315205" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Bruised Banana</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss our first impressions of Unai Emery, the squad, our new summer signings, and players we expect big improvements from this season.&#13;
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Running order:&#13;
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Part 1: (01m 04s) Discussing the defence and Emery’s tactical options&#13;
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Part 2: (27m...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss our first impressions of Unai Emery, the squad, our new summer signings, and players we expect big improvements from this season.<br /><br />Running order:<br /><br />Part 1: (01m 04s) Discussing the defence and Emery’s tactical options<br /><br />Part 2: (27m 28s) Our individual choices for new club captain<br /><br />Part 3: (36m 42s) Striker chat and thoughts on summer recruitment<br /><br />Part 4: (45m 52s) First impressions of our new head coach<br /><br />Part 5: (54m 00s) Players we hope to see step up this season<br /><br />Part 6: (65m 13s) Summary and how to get in touch<br /><br />Twitter: @tbbpod]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4014</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/057434f0a9062fcff36ba55b8d21cef0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
